This should be the premise of a new sitcom, like "Fresh Queens of Bel Air."
I leave it to you to imagine the theme song by DJ Jazzy Jeff.
Click the title link for the story.
2/29/08
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2/25/08
A lil gay joke~or 5
Two gay guys are in a bathroom using the urinals. The one guy
looks at the other guy's penis and notices there's a Nicoderm
patch on it. He turns to the guy and says, "I believe you're
supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not your
penis." The other guy replies, "It's working just fine. I'm down
to 2 butts a day."
Why are Lesbians the worst cooks?
Because they are always eating out
A guy walks into a bar and after only taking 2 steps in, he
realizes that it's a gay bar. He decides to proceed because he
really needs a drink. A gay waiter approaches and asks: "What's
the name of your penis?"
The customers says: "Look, I'm just not into that kind of stuff.
All I want is a cold beer."
The gay waiter says: "I'm sorry but house rules dictate that I
cannot serve you until you tell me the name of your penis."
The customer says to the gay waiter: "All right....I will but
first tell me the name of your penis."
The gay waiter says: "NIKE...you know, 'JUST DO IT!"
The customer thinks for a moment and then says: The name of my
penis is 'SECRET'.
The waiter is puzzled and asks: "SECRET? What does that mean?"
The customer says: You know, SECRET.....STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN
BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!!!"
Why did the gay guy think his lover was cheating on him?
He came home shit faced.
What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?
"How am I supposed to find an egg in all this SHIT!"
AND THE ALL TIME GAYEST JOKE THAT EVEN MOBY AS IN THE SINGER?MUSIC MAN SAID TO ME AT SWEET & VICIOUS
what is a gay horses favorite food?
heyyyyy
looks at the other guy's penis and notices there's a Nicoderm
patch on it. He turns to the guy and says, "I believe you're
supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not your
penis." The other guy replies, "It's working just fine. I'm down
to 2 butts a day."
Why are Lesbians the worst cooks?
Because they are always eating out
A guy walks into a bar and after only taking 2 steps in, he
realizes that it's a gay bar. He decides to proceed because he
really needs a drink. A gay waiter approaches and asks: "What's
the name of your penis?"
The customers says: "Look, I'm just not into that kind of stuff.
All I want is a cold beer."
The gay waiter says: "I'm sorry but house rules dictate that I
cannot serve you until you tell me the name of your penis."
The customer says to the gay waiter: "All right....I will but
first tell me the name of your penis."
The gay waiter says: "NIKE...you know, 'JUST DO IT!"
The customer thinks for a moment and then says: The name of my
penis is 'SECRET'.
The waiter is puzzled and asks: "SECRET? What does that mean?"
The customer says: You know, SECRET.....STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN
BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!!!"
Why did the gay guy think his lover was cheating on him?
He came home shit faced.
What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?
"How am I supposed to find an egg in all this SHIT!"
AND THE ALL TIME GAYEST JOKE THAT EVEN MOBY AS IN THE SINGER?MUSIC MAN SAID TO ME AT SWEET & VICIOUS
what is a gay horses favorite food?
heyyyyy
MY NEW FAV DISH>> KOREAN PENIS FISH STEW
TD>> does it make you hungry??? does it make any of you hungry?? i want to try > >do you think there is only cut fish/ or uncut?
CHECK ON IT!! & GLAMOUROUS! you wanted to know!
YOU were just as curious to know what she was saying >>
its Karoke via youtube>>
its Karoke via youtube>>
Polaroid, I love you, please don't go
Sia's "Breaththe Me" video was made with 2500 Polaroids. Polaroid instant film will no longer be produced after 2008.
2/24/08
NEW YORK MENS FASHION>THOM BROWNE
HE IS A NEW YORKER PUSHING and look at his take on masculinity or lack of or just just a new version of it>>>>also these clothes are about as expensive as you can get for a NYC designer ..7,000 for a cashmere jacket...a suit is about 5,000
2/23/08
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2/21/08
Speaking of "Cool Dudes..."
god i'm truly hoping no one posted these already, lest i be crucified...
but man, these are some of the COOLEST DUDES i've ever seen!!!
i wish i was this cool in high school...
but man, these are some of the COOLEST DUDES i've ever seen!!!
i wish i was this cool in high school...
2/20/08
200 MOTELS!!!!!
easily the best movie of all time... i had it on VHS in high school, and actually watched this movie about 5 times in a row on acid... (true story)
DIRTIEST THIRTIEST
EL FANCYPANTS TURNS THIRTY.
Y'ALL FOTers BETTER BE THERE.
This Saturday, February 23rd. 10:30 pm.
Mama's Bar, 34 Avenue B (at 3rd Street)
Featuring DJs Plants y Junk!
Tranny Lapdances.
A Selection of Fine Teas and Coffees.
Come One, Come All.
2/19/08
2/18/08
Holy McWhore-Bag
wow... there is alot of ta-ta's on FOT this weekend... and i LOVE it...!
keeping in that spirit... check out LO-HO's totally fake cancer-bags in this week's NY Mag, by clicking the above link...
does anyone hate "skank-a-rella de longisland" as much as i do?
My Dream Girl
it's that 'nobody's home' CG stare that makes her so hott... and the detail in the lower right hand corner - the texturing of the stocking must have taken serious custom CG shaders.
2/17/08
Speaking Of Fried Eggs...
Heather Mills, who is Paul McCartney's monopodic ex wife did some racy racy pics back in the day when she still had two legs...
click the link above to check out one seriously beige catchers mitt, in a red teddy...
click the link above to check out one seriously beige catchers mitt, in a red teddy...
2/15/08
The Laser Vaginal Rejuvination Institute of New York
YES, it's Real...
and yes... they will REJUVINATE your floppy old "fried egg hanging on a nail" vagina...
trust me, you'll wanna click on the above link to learn MORE MORE MORE!!!!
and yes... they will REJUVINATE your floppy old "fried egg hanging on a nail" vagina...
trust me, you'll wanna click on the above link to learn MORE MORE MORE!!!!
Brenda Dickson 'Welcome To My Home'
Now that Van Damme Day is over, let's all enjoy some Brenda Dickson.
2/14/08
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2/10/08
John Paul II Madison Square New York 1979
This was never seen on American TV. About 40 seconds into this video clip, Pope got a little too fun & news stations cut to commercials while they tried to figure out what the hell was wrong with him. This is NOT a Youtube-user dubbed clip, I promise.
2/8/08
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2/5/08
When i'm not beating children or masturbating with sandpaper...
i get that "barefoot feeling" from MOUNTAIN DEW!!!!!
2/4/08
Find Chuck Norris
Go to Google and type in "find Chuck Norris," then click the "I¹m Feeling
Lucky" button.
Lucky" button.
I'm turning into a furry
last friday night I was at Union Pool with friends and we walked into a great trapeze show and misc. stripteases. The best one was this woman who striped out of a bear suit.