fartontits: May 2008

5/31/08

who is going to get this in SEPT?3G iphone

also i have learned to unlock and hack an iphone and can teach you too so you can just keep your service and just put your new sim in i believe.

5/30/08

Tricking @ 120 fps by Chris Kalani

COPPER Kid i still own>> SILVERHAWKS<

the she ra brought back memories.. though who is the family that had rings

do you really remember any of these shows??? i loved this show

that girl inspired me to say megasonic all the time http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izwSlFgpmuE&feature=related
you can view it here like totally megasonic

Keith BArry >> you heard of this guy?he touches LiLo

5/29/08

THE SUMMER SPOT TO DATE

who will take me to see the NYC water falls?

5/28/08

Hot Halloween costumes this year

I know it's a week old, I know it's been on every blog but I have a prediction...

this Halloween, the hot costumes we'll see all over Brooklyn will be YouTubers. Especially the ones below & featured on the YouTube South Park episode (half of them overlap). Chris Crocker's looking pretty healthy. I'll FOT the daft girls any day. All your FOT are belong to us.

Weezer - Pork & Beans

Birth simulator robot

hole in head

big tongue

5/27/08

Do you GQ?

5/26/08

my eyeball pops out ver.3

Badder photoshops

5/24/08

Crystal Castles

Listening to Crystal Castles got me on this childhood retro kick today. Forgive the repost, but I like it better in Spanish.

3-2-1 Logotype! Mortimer Ichabod Marker!!

5/23/08

average homeboy

Red State Update on Gay Marriage

LASIK.. better than fiction

5/22/08

Richard Prince shoots the BG girls.

oops, I done soiled somthin' over this.

from Interview magazine,
thank you via

5/21/08

San Francisco Values? I think these are things we can ALL believe in, Sweetheart

I don't know about you, but that looks like the lamest party I've ever seen. Things might get good once they start having a same-sex marriage abortion party, but as it is? Good luck this year, Republicans. Hats off to you folks for still giving it the old college try.

The Incredible, Edible, Anus...

www.edibleasshole.com

yes it's true... it's finally the brown asshole you love to eat, in chocolate form!!!!

Work it out SUE!!!!

as suggested by FOT Fan _ivian _anning

5/20/08

Welcome To Mortville

Impressive Polaroid Stop Motion

I could do without the shitty soundtrack, but this is pretty dopenstein von dopenhausen.

In Greece, We Dance!

Gradius, the Text Adventure

If you're as big a nerd as me, you may find this amusing.

5/19/08

Look in the sky, it's a bird, it's a...

HOT GOSSIP

"I lost my FART to a star-ship POOPER"

Mr. Butterfingers

5/17/08

Video games

5/16/08

timothy leary interview(s)

the other one can't be embeded.. but i placed the link below

http://youtube.com/watch?v=icM4t9A7Q-A&feature=related

tripod

i Still Miss The Shit House...

ramen upset

there haven't been many posts in my favorite category "noodles" lately

Terminator Kama Sutra

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Check out the whole set.

I'll Always Miss The Shit House...

sigh... Memories...

5/15/08

Smell Yo Dick Reprise

Forgive the repost, but this time it's with VIDEO!

Ghosts!

Feel the Wheel.

5/14/08

Sex & The SHITTY

"He even takes me HOME at night!!!"
(as recommended by FOT _esse _ee)

Testicle Art

"An art installation where the user's touch and the temperature of the environment makes two giant testicles retract and descend."

5/13/08

The FOT Awards

i think the awards ceremony should be called "The FOTS"
and perhaps we can get these lovely ladies to appear?

Mothers' day

I'm posting this before I even watch it.

Hot tranny messes in unlikely places

"Shake ya poak chops, work ya ham-hocks"
This shit's awesome!

via

5/12/08

Fun loving Bill O'Reilly

Things Younger Than McCain

New, faster model...

You Only Live Twice

BEST
BOND
EVER!
all the hysterical "dr. evil" spoofs and trap-door-jokes from AUSTIN POWERS all come from this flick...
you really should rent it...
not to mention this movie has the line "What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?"
hehehhehehe

5/9/08

Imitation Crab Meat on Craig's List

For your Christmas List...

http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/commentary/sexdrive/2008/05/sexdrive_0509

These are some REAL FANCYPANTS.

I want me some.

Ultra cute / Little creepy

Grilled Cheese

5/8/08

Miss Porno Public Service Announcement

Now with Captions!

Great Website

www.thingsididlastnight.com

Salvia: Am I The Last To Know?

Am I the last person on earth to hear about salvia divinorum? Better get it while it's legal!

I love horror movies.

HEEBIE HEEB

The Gold Street Journal? WOW... sign me up for a subscription...

5/7/08

Are You Gonna Look After My Boys?

5/5/08

UHMM when is last day i can eat this chick and not get SICK?

or maybe if i just eat some has been LEE PRess ON nails hand model>>?that should have longer shelf time>> right??? HELP!

GIVE ME DANGER!! DANGEROUS MUSE

THEY ARE STR* GUYS >. believe it >> or STRAY!! totally..

LOVE THEM >>
so so so my new FAV!

Mountain Man Coyote Fur Hat

Here is the product.
Here are the incredible reviews.

My grandma always wore possum pants

Usually pelts cause my head a mean itch

Having the legs to wrap around your neck is surely convenient

via Art Fag City.

Make it work...

Dance.com/dance.html?dance=yesplease

"Those goofy bastards are about the best thing I've got going."

- Pat Healy

Talkin' 'Bout GINA!!!!

if we ever make a "store" section to FOT, we must carry this...

5/4/08

Second most annoying song of all time

I think about the most annoying song of all time all the time. Unfortunately there is another...

5/2/08

Fucking birthday?

On May 24th, FOT will be one year cleansing & gassy. Rate your favorites, bury the crap, cast your votes as we finally have a five star rating system. Get ready for FOT of the year. If you're wondering how we made fartontits.com, we learned everything from this guy.