9/15/10

The Room: rooftop scene "Oh Hi Mark!"

This is playing in NYC on 9/23 at City Cinemas Village East. Get your tx now!

8/24/10

Cold drinks



Gotta know the size before you fill it up.

7/28/10

Sail Away Motherfuckers

Yet another one.

7/26/10

My New Favorite Band

Die Fucking Antwoord. I'm prolly super late in the game, this video is from 2009 but they're new to me.

So awesome. Field trip anyone? Fart on Capetown?



6/27/10

I Will Give You A Dollar If You Can Make It Through This Entire Video



Do you notice the tiny Jesus? I bet you can't paint the light like that.

6/25/10

Around the world. Around the world. Around the world. Around the world. Around the world. Around the world. Around the world.

Around the world. Around the world. Around the world. Around the world. Around the world. Around the world. Around the world. Around the world. Around the world. Around the world. Around the world. Around the world. Around the world. Around the world. Around the world. Around the world. Around the world. Around the world. Around the world. Around the world. Around the world. Around the world. Around the world. Around the world. Around the world.

6/22/10

Pizza Kids!


Paul Oakenfold found a job.

5/25/10

Teddy Graham People

Hold it together Stefon!

Your first appearance is still my favorite. I don't want any other SNL movie breakouts except for this new guy. And maybe a sequel to Stewart Saves His Family.

Because i need more cartoon dub overs in my life...

particularly ones that are from the 1980's and lampooned by homosexuals...

5/14/10

Missin' out on KISSIN!!!


maybe the lord's trying to teach you a lesson...?

5/12/10

Robot Stewie?



I'm not sure there are even words for this.

5/11/10

Dick Slang Hero

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVx80aVxsm0

From Dr. Fotler, it won't embed.

5/7/10

Today in Genital Taunting News

http://www.miamiherald.com/2010/05/06/1617423/miami-airport-screener-beats-co.html

5/6/10

Le Vacation Farts Again!



Gaston! Are you really that excited to throw that paper airplane?

NARTH, or as I like to call it, The Quieter Meat Market

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2010/05/george_rekers_is_a_homosexual_says_escort.php

"He liked to be rubbed in his anus area across his buttcheeks."

5/4/10

Le Fart on Le Vacation










We are having a lovely time in Quebec City.

Thank you for asking.

5/2/10

Human Centipede detail

RC beat me to it, but here's a juicy still...

4/26/10

McDonald’s Big McSausage Egg Surf & Turf Mac







http://topcultured.com/will-they-build-it-mcdonalds-big-mcsausage-egg-surf-turf-mac

4/10/10

MOONGINA

Been thinking about throwin' some of this MOONGINA on you...

The sun ain't got NUTTIN' on me, Shorty...

4/6/10

Special Fail

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Blowout special on ex-lax.

It's a CANDY BRA!

Men LOVE it...

it's a freakin' CANDY BRA

3/28/10

MexiMask and his Fartwall



I love you Rebecca Havemeyer! Amazing Prof. Fecks found Herr Soileau, (if that is his real last name).

3/27/10

yes, this is really happening...

watching this makes me INSTANTLY feel like i'm at FOXY @ Velvet, or some crazed night at CAKE in the East Village (ala the late 1990's)... seems like JIZ has a run for her money in the LIVE ACTION world...


http://www.christeene.org

The saddest book ever?

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The Onion: Stouffers to include suicide prevention tips on single serve microwavable meals

via
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3/12/10

LAZERTITS.COM




forget organized religion...
it's all about LAZER TITS now...

http://www.lazertits.com

3/9/10

They take this shit serious, yo.

Closing the border with style.

3/5/10

Wait! I just heard a man Fart On A Tit in Poughkeepsie.

http://butdoesitfloat.com/190819/For-the-world-to-be-interesting-you-have-to-be-manipulating-it-all

2/24/10

the gayest post ever...


it doesn't get any gayer than this kids...

2/23/10

Don't Fool Around In The FUNERAL HOME!


hey man, if you're gonna dance in the funeral home, make sure Dad's on vacation!

2/16/10

start a FART train...

people all over the world...
start a fart train...

2/15/10

Love that Nazi Rock

Third Reich and Roll with the Residents!

2/7/10

Snow monster not included































This high-quality sleeping bag looks just like a Tauntaun, complete with saddle, printed internal intestines, and a plush lightsaber zipper pull. Now when your kids tell you their favorite Star Wars movie is "Attack of the Clones" you can nestle the wee-ones snug in simulated Tauntaun fur while regaling them with the amazing tale of "Empire Strikes Back".

More info here

2/2/10

Fuck Google

It's Fuck Google week at F.A.T.
http://fffff.at/

2/1/10

Duck 'rides' dog

um, sorry mr and ms dog owner... anyone who has spent time with ducks can recognize the 'courting behavior' of a horny male mallard: wagging tail feathers, grasping of the back of the dog's neck, obstinately hanging on... yes, this duck just tried to fuck your dog.

Horse Bangin' Skank

quite possibly the most offensive television commercial of all time?
i LOVE the lyrics...

1/21/10

I just died and went to Eurodouche heaven...

riding a flying chariot of cinematographic virtuosity.

the making of the shot:




the shot starts at about 2:40


Extreme Olympic Female Fart


now that's MY kind of Bobsledding... *SQUIRT*

1/7/10