10/22/07
10/21/07
Happy Halloween From KISS
if this Peter Criss solo doesn't crack you up... consider that this was perfomed live, Halloween Night, on the "Paul Lynde Halloween Special"... gotta get the master tapes of THAT train wreck...
10/20/07
Optimus Prime for sale
Everyone start donating all your extra cash to me. Optimus Prime is on ebay... yes the real one. He's only at $55K but I'll no dout need more so click & donate many times... small price to pay to save the planet & the human race.
UPDATE: auction ended at $55,200.00
10/19/07
Your moment of Zen...on demand
http://thedailyshow.com/ now shows many many many episodes all the way back to early 1999, there is rumor to go all the way back to Craig's first show !!!
Check it. and here's a little taste
Check it. and here's a little taste
10/18/07
... And i'm shaving off my MUFF for you...
click the above link for a MUFFtastic video...
but beware... it's for MUFF LOVERS ONLY!!!!
10/17/07
Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?
Another famous internet dating transaction. This one hit my inbox about a week ago. From Craigslist NY, here's the ad followed by the response.
The Ad
The Response
reuters.com - No deal! Woman's bid for rich husband deemed poor offer
The Ad
What am I doing wrong?
Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautiful
(spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm articulate and classy.
I'm not from New York. I'm looking to get married to a guy who makes
at least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in
mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I
don't think I'm overreaching at all.
Are there any guys who make $500K or more on this board? Any wives?
Could you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average
around 200 - 250. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000
won't get me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who
was married to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she's
not as pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing
right? How do I get to her level?
Here are my questions specifically:
- Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars,
restaurants, gyms
-What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won't hurt my feelings
-Is there an age range I should be targeting (I'm 25)?
- Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east
side so plain? I've seen really 'plain jane' boring types who have
nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I've seen drop
dead gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What's the
story there?
- Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows - lawyer, investment
banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they
hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?
- How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for MARRIAGE ONLY
Please hold your insults - I'm putting myself out there in an honest
way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I'm being up front
about it. I wouldn't be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn't
able to match them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a
nice home and hearth.
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster
with services or other commercial interests
The Response
PostingID: 432279810
Dear Pers-431649184:
I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully
about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your
predicament.
Firstly, I'm not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your
bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here's how I
see it.
Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple
a terrible business deal. Here's why. Cutting through all the B.S.,
what you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party
and I bring my money. Fine, simple. But here's the rub, your looks
will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity...in fact,
it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute
certainty that you won't be getting any more beautiful!
So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning
asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation
accelerates! Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty
hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins
in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!
So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a
buy and hold...hence the rub...marriage. It doesn't make good
business sense to "buy you" (which is what you're asking) so I'd
rather lease. In case you think I'm being cruel, I would say the
following. If my money were to go away, so would you, so when your
beauty fades I need an out. It's as simple as that. So a deal that
makes sense is dating, not marriage.
Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets.
So, I wonder why a girl as "articulate, classy and spectacularly
beautiful" as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it
hard to believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that
the $500K hasn't found you, if not only for a tryout.
By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and
then we wouldn't need to have this difficult conversation.
With all that said, I must say you're going about it the right way.
Classic "pump and dump." I hope this is helpful, and if you want to
enter into some sort of lease, let me know.
reuters.com - No deal! Woman's bid for rich husband deemed poor offer
Pussy Splash
i get the most drenching pussy splash every time i look at this sparkling tuxedo...
i better to get to the gym fast so i can have a snowball's chance in hell of getting mounted by this magnificent STEED!!!
his royal doucheness 'fitness' page
wow... don't mean to get Yikes and Party Sarge hot and bothered, but he is single.
his royal doucheness
click on the above link to actually purchase "merchandise" from this dazzling individual...
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