what the hell is in those chips?

They're always after me Lucky Charms...

Proto-Wii??????

HOW Can i TELL?????????

is it a yeast infection? or just pesky demon possession of my junk?
is that discharge? or split pea soup with bacon crumbles?
is that blood? or the cranberry sauce i spilled last Thanksgiving?
is that itching? or a African horsefly colony setting up shop?
HOW can i TELL?????????????

spekaing of "annoying"

someone needs to fart on that flea's tits IMMEDIATELY...

Do you GQ?

Second most annoying song of all time

I think about the most annoying song of all time all the time. Unfortunately there is another...

Plastic Underwear?

The Most Racist Commercial Ever...

I'm BI at Alexanders...

ok i promise i'll totally stop with the television commercials of the 70's... but seriously... this commercial played every five seconds for about 12 christmases in a row when i was a kid... to the point that i thought everyplace in the world had a "Tiffany's" and a "Bloomingdales"...

i always french random dudes at the Bedford L station

and i love running around the city looking for other dudes to make out with while wearing a tuxedo...

Didn't have Crazy Eddie. We had Federated.

Growing up on on the West Coast, like poor Windfeeler and I, we missed out on Crazy Eddie and the other TriState gems. We had Federated. It was very sad. Poor Mr. Federated went nuts and started just SMASHING PRICES. 19" Color TVs for prices that were just INSAAAAAAAAAAANE.

Growing Up "Tri-State"

this one goes out to all you kids who grew up in the "Tri State Area"...

Most Annoying Song Of All TIme

someone needs to fart on this chick's tits IMMEDIATELY!!!!!

I love COffee commercials yet Hate Coffee

and mrs garrett but i couldnt FIND
what was his name?? JJJJJEEEEEEAAANNNNN LUC

Ball Buster, a great new game

It's a family game!!!

I've Fallen & I Can't Get Up!!!

Voted "The Most Memorable Commercial Of The Last 25 Years!

click the title above for a fascinating wikipedia entry on the subject...

What the french, toast?

It's seriously all about the delivery...

"Who you callin' a cootie queen you lint licker..."

IM not a Chicken You re a TURKEY!!

and you dont remember this nugget kid.. look at those sweaters...michangelo has to be stoned.....

How Many Licks???