12/23/08

The Great Power in the East



Why must my colon inflate like a balloon before my animated stools will shoot out in soupy bliss? Why is that doctor so so sad? Why is that older woman so frightening as she retells her enema story? Why do you have so much poop on your hand?

12/22/08

My Bloody Valentine IN 3-D!!!!

Just like Weird Al Yankovick, now my favourite crap horror movie of the 80's is ALSO in 3-D! as a hysterical remake!

CAN YOU SAY OPENING NIGHT?
FOT Field Trip? WHO's In!!!!!????
Seriously, let's all go, i'm totes gonna be there opening nite
JAN 16!

12/21/08

12/15/08

TIMMY>> TIMMY >> SHARTING>>

me and my friends used to hang out sober and be silly and never do anything like this.. i missed out ..

Do you remember these rats??KFC ? I used to eat here in HS


the secret recipe here ..

Vicky pollard.. you want a piece of me >

DADDY BEARS 3 ???? SO SO ROMANTIC.. THE MUSIC


I HAVE TO HAVE THIS SONG WHO IS IT/ I TRIED SHAZAM AND IT didnt work . shocker.. also remmeber this is GAY DADDY BEARS 3. there are several other to view if you loved this one. can you spot the real speedo thong from teh drawn on one>>?

12/11/08

robocop rap

I'll give a fair warning that if you think Robocop is not the greatest film ever made you can probably skip this ten minute video.

HCWD 2008


Hotchickswithdouchbags.com is announcing this years douchiest as I type...

PROPECIA on BLIND DATE>> and giving Advice !

Sorry i havent been up to par lately here.. i have been dealing with other issues lately like. well paying rent. but this one is a classi . so so so well done..

12/8/08

we REALLY don't need another hero... (Really, it's cool)



Dang... what WAS she thinking?
but i forgot how BADASS that song was. i was obsessed with this video in 1985, and of course yet ANOTHER homoerotic sax solo!
is that the same MEGA-FAG from The Lost Boys??? (I guess latent homosexual sax players got alot of work in the '80s)

12/2/08

PHOTO PROject about Kids and blue and PINk




Check out link to see more of these elaborate funny pics..i found this out .. Pink was once a color associated with masculinity, considered to be a watered down red and held the power associated with that color. In 1914, The Sunday Sentinel, an American newspaper, advised mothers to “use pink for the boy and blue for the girl, if you are a follower of convention.” The change to pink for girls and blue for boys happened in America and elsewhere only after World War II.

11/29/08

I'm asking Jeeves, cuz this shit ain't nowhere on Google

GOBBLE GOBBLE YA'LL >>GOOBBLE GOBBLE GOOBLE DO YA>>

11/20/08

Bush: doesn't play well with others

This is sad and funny:

11/17/08

Star Wars Trumpet Solo

I haven't been able to verify this to be true. They say it's from 1993 Miss Douglas County Arizona, for the Arizona State Beauty Pageant

11/14/08

Monkey riding minibike

I'd love to ride in a sidecar with this dude:

11/3/08

LET THE ISSUES BE THE ISSUES.


Send it to your friends and colleauges, trying to make it go viral!

10/27/08

Just in case you missed it.



Fancy tidbit -- this is especially current -- as the original campaign ran 8 years ago. double zing!

10/12/08

i was once a best man

...this is what I thought would happen.

10/10/08

ADULT. DECAMPMENT in NYC October 16th


I got two tickets to the 11pm on Thursday Oct 16th. SOOOOOO FUCKING EXCITED



Coming up next week at Anthology Film Archives:



ADULT. DECAMPMENT
SPECIAL SCREENING AND PERFORMANCE!
Advance tickets are available now:  http://www.ticketweb.com/snl/Search.action?query=adult.&x=0&y=0

Thursday, October 16
2 SHOWS:  9:00 PM & 11:00 PM
ADULT.
DECAMPMENT
2008, 40 minutes, video.
DECAMPMENT is the new 40-minute silent-experimental-horror film from Detroit's undying isolationists, ADULT. The soundtrack, performed live by ADULT. during the screening, is a mutation of instrumental film music and more ADULT.-like irregularities. DECAMPMENT was written, produced and directed by ADULT. in early 2008 and follows a woman's transmigration from her 'normal' life into a new society of deceit. Filmed entirely in Michigan, the film explores ADULT.'s obsession with an often overlooked and distinctive aesthetic that they call 'midwestern horror.' DECAMPMENT, which premiered May 9th, 2008 at the Detroit Institute of Arts, is now ready to tour on a limited scale. This film is not available online or as a DVD, and there are no plans for a 'proper' release at this time. The only way to see DECAMPMENT is in a theater with ADULT. performing the soundtrack live.

This film is also in relation to the latest ADULT. release, entitled THE DECAMPMENT TRILOGY, an extremely limited 7" series to be released on their label ERSATZ AUDIO. Three 7"s – each strictly limited to 100 copies – will tell the story of DECAMPMENT through music, lyrics and photographs. Each hand-numbered 7" will come in a full-color jacket along with a limited 16" x 20" photographic print from Nicola Kuperus, signed and numbered. Piece together the narrative of DECAMPMENT by collecting the entire 7" trilogy, available ONLY through ADULT.'s website: www.adultperiod.com.


Anthology Film Archives is located at 32 Second Ave. at Second Street and can be reached by the Second Avenue F and V train or the #6, Bleecker Street stop.
ANTHOLOGY FILM ARCHIVES
32 Second Ave (at 2nd St) NYC 212-505-5181 http://www.anthologyfilmarchives.org


smack of the day.

You want some of this, asshole?

10/9/08

Advice from the new guru . . Tyra banks

Movie Star>Rosin Murphy>>Totally Fatulous! MUSIC from abroad>

bit dance song from england ... they are so ahead >> showing off all type of sizes..being well FATULOUS!this is more

Little bit of chubbs for you

Somebody Step on a Duck?


legendary...I live for this...

GET OUT YOUR CHECKBOOK

10/4/08

irish girl wants to destroy her school in dublin

she is all the rage now in ireland.. i have been hanging out with irish str8 lads showing them around.. and well whats the crack?? means joke.. the funny ..

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm-Hm!

10/2/08

Hi! I'm Minx, and I'm polyamorous.. are you?? what is it??

i just watched yes on TYRA BANKS> SHES MY GURL U KNOW and well they had an episode on this issue and so i found this.. which helps us all get to understand this new way of being and living and thinking.. enjoy>> so what do you think now??

The Polyamorous Affair - Like Animal . .. glamour nerd music

The Best Disco in Town


1) Why the FUCK wasn't my prom called "Disco Madness?" i was so robbed!
2) i wish my tits looked that good at the prom... *sigh*
3) where can i get my hands on this SONG? or her dress? (or both?)
4) um, what school gets a light up saturday night fever floor for the fucking PROM, guess they blew the school budget this year kids, sorry, no more football team or band class...
5) BEST. SPINNING. CAMERA. SHOT. E V E R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6) check out the Guido-in-a-tux date on the sidelines, i'd show HIM a few high kicks, or two!!!
7) do you think if Jamie Lee Curtis got hit by lighting today, like all the choreography would SUDDENLY come back to her and she'd start doing the whole routine???? Mime-in-a-glass-box moves and all?
8) check out the Ogilvy Home Perm on her dance partner
9) YES, the school principal IS in fact Leslie Neilson!!!!!!!!!!
10) next FOT party, disco dance-off prom competition is IN ORDER!!!!

Fan made, officially chosen.



A fan made this for Radiohead's Reckoner -- Thom York dug it so much he made it the actual video.

Pretty cool.

Tina Fey as Sarah Palin

9/15/08

If Space Invaders were real...



via

kids' slide

Live where the first FOT took place.

The first location in the world an F ever hit a T is a historic place indeed, lets look out for our founder and curse him for moving to the west coast. Watch out ladies...

Hi Everyone,

Photographer Mark Rubenstein is moving out of new york. His apt in south park slope, brooklyn is going to be available Oct 1st. Its a great one bedroom, If your moving to new york or no anyone who needs a place, this place is great, it took him two years to find this place. Here is the listing for his place.

http://www.corcoran.com/property/listing.aspx?Region=NYC&ListingID=1372199

Please help mark and spread the word to all your friends!

drunk MOnkeys??

they love 151 ..look how much fun they are to have and entertain at your parties

I got this!

9/14/08

What is the word du JOUR?? LIterally????

I have for the past couple of weeks been catching everyone saying it... the right way and the wrong way.. perhaps this sketch from last year has helped push this lastest word trend... http://literally.barelyfitz.com/ check this site out to see more of the misuse of this fashionable word.. literally.

The Michael Phelps Diet

9/10/08

LV designer tattoo pigs.. for your pet>>or wall>>


Banned from the Shanghai Contemporary Art Fair, these pigs are the work of Belgian artist Wim Delvoye. His interest in tattoo based conceptual art also extends to selling the full back piece of a Swiss man (post death, of course) for a rather healthy sum.

Might weigh in that the LV pig is quite the conversation starter. Given the ability of the brand to entice regardless of cultural background and regional taste and market "IT" objects around the world, the "work" is an intriguing comment on the growing Chinese luxury market. Guess the Fair thought otherwise. (via Shanghalist).

And, if the idea of tattooing animals seems new, you may want to look into Milt Zeis. During the 1950s, Zeis sold tattoo "how-to" kits. Beyond the normal range of the trade, he also suggested students could make a living tattooing animals... mostly to insure their owners didn't lose them. Just a quick lesson there.

Come to a fashion event see Askar Brickman and I


store opening, fashion line presentation.. maybe see you there

9/4/08

HAve you been curious also about VAG Rejuvenation

i have been researching for they say anal is next...but for now enjoy cousin ITA and queefing powers

8/30/08

STEVEN MEISel inspired by LiLO





the last one was just hot a girl on a man

8/29/08

Traffic Stop Freak Out

ok, it's a little long, but this soliloquy is worth every amazing second!!!!!!
(now about those pills for your dog...)

8/28/08

naomi Campbell having 120 guests for her 19 birthday

this poor interviewer.. just so funny..

8/26/08

Flail 'Em, Honey!



Did you know that the Crystal Light National Aerobics Championships are even BETTER than the Olympics? I certainly do now.

AMY FISHER LONG ISLAND LOLITA where is she now!

sex videos>> it starts around 3 min so fast forward>>>

Tranny Cakes


"Cameras ready, prepare to flash"
(flash some TRANNY COCK maybe, but i think you call that a "tootsie roll" when you're talking TRANNY)

8/24/08

FOT Wedding of the Year Runner-Up

http://www.gwinnettdailypost.com/ftp/multimedia/waffleweddingx/publish_to_web/

8/22/08

8/13/08

A Song. About Yours Truly.

This is a song, written by a man, celebrating my glorious return.

Emeeeeeeeliooooooo!

You know how everybody's into weirdness nowadays???



You know I've always loved you, Dad. Can I have some dough? Brilliant.

Me and My Rhythm Box



I'm finally back after a gruelling two months. Missed the FOT! Just in the mood for some New Wave.

Annuale. Once a year. Period.

Men who look like old lesbians























Full site here

I am rich>>IPHONE new APP

8/12/08

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH>> SNAKES ON PLANE >>

love the audience .. how you hear them cheer.. i saw this movie. and wow.. hilarious..

8/11/08

Invisibility Cloak (for real)

This goes out to RC, with love. Maybe for your next bday.

WASHINGTON (AP) -- Scientists say they are a step closer to developing materials that could render people and objects invisible.

In this 2003 photo, Tokyo University students use space-age material to make this student appear invisible.

In this 2003 photo, Tokyo University students use space-age material to make this student appear invisible.

Researchers have demonstrated for the first time they were able to cloak three-dimensional objects using artificially engineered materials that redirect light around the objects.

Previously, they only have been able to cloak very thin two-dimensional objects.

The findings, by scientists at the University of California, Berkeley, are to be released later this week in the journals Nature and Science.

The new work moves scientists a step closer to hiding people and objects from visible light, which could have broad applications, including military ones.

People can see objects because they scatter the light that strikes them, reflecting some of it back to the eye.

Cloaking uses materials, known as metamaterials, to deflect radar, light or other waves around an object.

Metamaterials are mixtures of metal and circuit board materials such as ceramic, Teflon or fibre composite.


8/10/08

they are upgrading my apartment door...

this is the one i requested from management..>>>
What a Crazy Door - The best bloopers are here

WE Saw MAriah Careys Man NICk CAnnon @ 7Eleven in Southampton NY

he was in a baggy seersucker suit and louis vuitton belt.. and patent leather nikes. my fav part was his big black accessory of a muscular MAN>> :) he liked my look.. of course. we missed madonnas party out here in hamptons.. check out nick if u dont know who he is or whis work>>
Nick Cannon Brokeback Mountain - Celebrity bloopers here

8/7/08

HOW Can i TELL?????????

is it a yeast infection? or just pesky demon possession of my junk?
is that discharge? or split pea soup with bacon crumbles?
is that blood? or the cranberry sauce i spilled last Thanksgiving?
is that itching? or a African horsefly colony setting up shop?
HOW can i TELL?????????????

8/5/08

oooh le le la bebe.. dur dur d'etre bebe.>>JORDY>& dancing BABY FROM Which 90s show?>

this song was the song on the radio the first time i ever went to france in like the early 90s... look at the great clothes and interacial couples and all .it means in french..its tough to be a bebe.. ..

8/3/08

my boy crush >> RAVISHING RICK RUDE>> HOT HOT HOT!!

i so was outside of wrestlmania V outside MSG waiting to catch a glmipse of this man.. never saw him . :( now i found out he is dead.. of GHB>>
teh original glamour BEARS>> the BUSCHWACKERS>> who was your favs??

ROAR!!DONT YOU WISH YOUR BOYFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE THEM???


i think i see RDeLoser and Tsphincter in there.. why no invite???

penile examination

SUPERHOMOS>>>NOw where been gone d'basket o' goodness??