2/7/10

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This high-quality sleeping bag looks just like a Tauntaun, complete with saddle, printed internal intestines, and a plush lightsaber zipper pull. Now when your kids tell you their favorite Star Wars movie is "Attack of the Clones" you can nestle the wee-ones snug in simulated Tauntaun fur while regaling them with the amazing tale of "Empire Strikes Back".

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the French answer to the Superbowl

2/1/10

Duck 'rides' dog

um, sorry mr and ms dog owner... anyone who has spent time with ducks can recognize the 'courting behavior' of a horny male mallard: wagging tail feathers, grasping of the back of the dog's neck, obstinately hanging on... yes, this duck just tried to fuck your dog.

Horse Bangin' Skank

quite possibly the most offensive television commercial of all time?
i LOVE the lyrics...