7/31/07

Weekly Animal Masturbation Video

7/30/07

How to make bread.

The brown bread, not the green bread. I received this as a transmission from space. Intergalactic beadalicious. Breadology of the Psy-grain-ology. Kick it!

Dave brought this to may attention. Bizarre. There's a map of all the deceased who have myspace profiles and their caused of death and some obituaries. This is so Goth.

http://www.mydeathspace.com/map

7/29/07

monday morning foot fetish

i have nice feet.. can i get paid doing this?

7/27/07

Annie Leibovitz is a depraved worthelss loser...

wow annie... how avante of you! you've decided to shoot the new Louis Vuitton Ads with GORBY...
you are a total pathetic piece of shit tampon sucking loser...
you should be ASHAMED of yourself... although i know you never will be...
i bet susan sontag is SPINNING IN HER GRAVE!!!
annie... you suck...
Louis... you are even worse... get a clue...
GORBY??? what the fuck are you doing? get real....

Party Boy Japan

wow... i forgot how much i missed party boy!!!

when can we do an FOT Party Boy Assault...
i think we need to do a group "party boy" attack someplace in NYC

7/26/07

Pee Wee Public Service Annoucement

zach

before we drive this into the ground:

http://zachgalifianakis.com

Zach gets ready to watch "Ellen"

The story goes that he got kicked out.

Tractor Pulling Kayne

Kayne has nothing to fear about people in the Midwest. They love him. This comes from FOT reader, Michael.

There's Something About Miriam

FROM ENGLAND>>
to now the FOX network..
do you know what it is??

I've Fallen & I Can't Get Up!!!

Voted "The Most Memorable Commercial Of The Last 25 Years!

click the title above for a fascinating wikipedia entry on the subject...

7/25/07

MATHS

Look Around You, Season one.

Minimum Wage and teledildonics

Remote controlled vibrator at Japanese McDonalds.

Pearl Cream

Japanese Kids are so cool

I mean seriously! Check out these clothes!

WORLD OF BUILDING BODIES>>>

this one uhmm in between his legs great shot

and this man is my new fall fashion icon.. the world record holder look at the neckline

MODEL Runway.. WOOOOORRRKK!!!

What the french, toast?

It's seriously all about the delivery...

"Who you callin' a cootie queen you lint licker..."

GPS-equipped spy squirrels 'arrested' by Iranians

http://www.engadget.com/2007/07/21/gps-equipped-spy-squirrels-arrested-by-iranians/
'Reportedly, some 14 implike squirrels were recently "arrested by Iranian authorities for espionage," as the critters were apparently found to have various amounts of "spy gear from foreign agencies" on (er, in) their bodies.'

7/24/07

Man Takes Off Half His Face

What a difference a day makes...?

i'm usually not this harsh.. but seriously dude?
lock her up, for a long ass time...
and give her like THREE EXTRA YEARS in jail for her fake ass "alcohol monitoring bracelet" stunt...

Everyday David Lynch has a weather report

This has nothing to do with pubic hair or bukkake but this needs to be made standard in all future alarm clocks. He's also selling coffee now and says "the beans have ideas". Oh David.

Lionel Richie - Hello

Ok, two parts for this - (coming from another list)

First the original sexy video of Lionel stalking his blind student and sings at a frequency that makes him invisible to other humans

Second a a group of blindfolded students re-enact the process and make Lionel
http://www.leanmeanfightingmachine.co.uk/hello/

7/23/07

Slap happy

Masturbating cat

IM not a Chicken You re a TURKEY!!

and you dont remember this nugget kid.. look at those sweaters...

michangelo has to be stoned.....

Prepping babies for FOT

How Many Licks???

Santa Brings Snow from north pole 4 easter bunny

THis is a coke "no brainer" so gross..SORRY!

Another toy i didnt have growing up!

I heard Drew Barrymoore had this during E.T> filming

IS IT SNOW: or Synth COKE??

Its sold in manhattan .. who wants to try //

i think i m on a theme tonight

WILLE BURG has a place coming 4 My euro trash

wow and the design is just so so . well a lot of you guys live out there.. tell me .

So much work goes into it before up ur nose! or bum

MOSSTRIL...A HOOVER RIP OFF

Kate MOss has great NOstril Power

in italian its so funny they talk bout her black boots and her short skirt and how many times she snorts in 40 minutes. do u hear her say . god . you re so gay ! HAHAHA..OOOOH MY IDOL!!

7/22/07

IF (Cafe scene)

mmm... courting.
malcom mcdowell is dreamy.

Cyborgs fo reals.

Wow. Maybe sex with cyborgs will be in our lifetime. Yes I would FOT with her but I would post this even if I wouldn't FOT with the hottie cyborg. I'm in awe. For Sunday balance, after the inspiration of the first video you can laugh at our future overlords in the next.

7/21/07

definitions

Since FOT= FARTONTITS; I expect this old definition to fall into obscurity... lets fix wikipedia, shall we?

Fot (Old Norse: Fotr) was a runemaster who flourished in mid-11th century Sweden. He was active in southern Uppland.

As well as these acronyms...

FOT

Acronym	Definition
FOT	Face-Offs Total (hockey)
FOT	Facilities Operations & Technology
FOT	Fiber Optic Technology
FOT	Fiber Optic Terminal (equipment)
FOT	Fiber Optic Transceiver
FOT	Fiber Optic Transmission
FOT	Field Operation Table
FOT	Field Operations Test
FOT	Fifth-Order Theory
FOT	Flash-Over Time
FOT	Flight Observation Team
FOT	Flight Operations Team
FOT	Follow-on Operational Test
FOT	Follow-On Terminal
FOT	Follow-On Test
FOT	Force on Target
FOT	Force Options Testing
FOT	Forward Observer Team
FOT	Forward Transfer (Message) (Signaling System #7)
FOT	Free On Truck
FOT	Frequency of Optimum Traffic (ITS)
FOT	Frequency of Optimum Transmission
FOT	Frequency-Only Tracking
FOT	Friend of the Telescope
FOT	Full of Them
FOT	Full Operational Test

too much of a good thing...

I have seen things... things I just choose not to talk about.

Welcome to my Study.

How to Poop (in crazy language land)

I miss good Saturday morning cartoons and a supportive family environment.

(a real child and product placement at the end of the video)

Water Sports - Solo Competition

Is there a correct phrase for solo water sports, besides the obvious "Peeing on myself" ? Man, monkeys are so much like us.

7/20/07

i learned it by watching YOU!!!!!

jesus fucking christ... i wish i had a fucking stash that could fill a fucking cigar box when i was 13...
hell, i wish i had that right NOW!!!!

so i can do more coke...

i loved this one when i was a kid...

prisoners in the Philipeans do Thriller

Love the LAdy Boy.

Why is this guy still single?

BIG TEARS FOR TAMMY FAYE

SO SO SO SO SAD 2 watch>>its just so hard to watch >>to see how much she has changed.. she doesnt look like the same person...>but at least listen to the INTRO >>
i want to hang out with DANIEL BALDWIN>> LARRY says .."DANIEL up next.. says he is a hardcore Coke Head!" i will look for that video now..

WHy you should Learn another language??

Find more videos like this on AdGabber
this is so so so true..!

Acid Rave

I noticed day glo emanating from the newsstand today. There's lots of it on magazines this month. Wallpaper & Pop took it a step further by garnishing their covers with the words "Acid" & "Rave." It's sooo 1997. Did I mention I luv day glo.

how blue balls happen

When I was 14 my father explained how blue balls are made and that I should appreciate all the work that went into them. This site explains the process.

We'll be getting freaky like in Abu Ghraib

Incredibly, I don't think this one was ever FOTed...

Quick Change Artists...

i know it's kinda corny... but i could watch this all day...

7/19/07

how to masturbate an elephant

penile massage does not work

Films in FOT-o-rama

(follow this link for a higher quality video)

Whats bigger than a MAGNUM ConDOM?

Nerd out...

...with the hottest technology innovations!

I Need Some Lube...

(for my pussy!!!)

Land Shark

"...candy gram".

M E O W C H !!!!

there's no cat like a DEAD cat...

CAMEL TOADS

Billy Squier: Rock me Tonight

FOT or NOT? GAY or STRAIGHT... you decide!

7/18/07

BBW

if you watched the video a couple down from this one.. there's a guy modeling a blue bathing suit with the letters BBW on the back. .. i'm a little confused.. he's not at all a BBW.. these girls are:

INTERIORs of OTher MENS HOMES

AS i was on my hunt looking for wallpaper and otehr interior inspirations i came across this site of 3 men and a woman who well judge men and their homes... its rather quite entertaining.. an assortment of men they have.. enjoy.. great inspiration.. for anyone looking to change their place..

OMG SOGAYTV IS REAL IN CANUCK

Underwear fashions
Uploaded by beachscenes

they teach you how to trim your pubes and what kind of underwear to wear to a circuit party and a bunch of jusst SO SO SO GAY QUEBECOIS QUEERS ..

Male prostitute held in HIV case

A 27-year-old man who was posing as a woman when he was arrested by Denver police during a prostitution sting has been charged with prostitution with knowledge of being infected with HIV or AIDS.

Darren Garcia is being held in lieu of $50,000 bond on the felony charge.

If convicted, he could face up to three years in prison.

According to a police probable-cause statement, officers were running a sting Thursday night because of community complaints when an undercover officer stopped at East Colfax Avenue and Josephine Street. Garcia climbed into the officer's car and offered to perform a sex act for $30, police said.

Garcia had long hair and makeup and was wearing an Avalanche jersey, according to authorities.

He allegedly told detectives he was infected with AIDS after he was taken into custody, said Lynn Kimbrough of the Denver district attorney's office.

S.H.E. F.A.R.T. - THE MOVIE!!!

i need to own this movie...

YOU SANK MY BATTLESHIT!!!!!!!!!!!

"Cause i REALLY wanna go smoke weed with that DISHY indian guy..."

Voyeur Pee Anime...

i think the fart is a little TOO LONG... but what do i know?

7/17/07

Huge Vagina

PICKLE PHOBIA!!!!!!

scared to death of PICKLES!!!!!!

Enter the monkey scrotum of fun.

asian tits

3 of our favorite things.. ping pong, asians, tits.

fuck the iphone

i'm getting one of these babies! "price tag to match"

pet of the day

7/16/07

crisco disco

Pickled Onions

IH...I know how much you care...feel the love, feel it. From you dedicated enthusiast

times are tough

they're also hard.

7/15/07

monday morning betty page 2

welcome to work. have a great week.

7/14/07

Hungry Like The Wolf...

AHOY...!!!

7/13/07

one look

it's hard to follow up slow jerk.. but maybe this one can follow as a nice compliment

Online Videos by Veoh.com

Slow Jerk

7/12/07

Epic

Form Chaps and Chains, form studs and hairy chest, for leather hat and 'satche, and I'll give you head. (leather daddy voltron)

"The Office"

we should do this IMMEDIATELY!!!

GOD HATES SHRIMP! so does TARA

but he doesnt hate classic break dancing..
what does tara thinK?

7/11/07

SHRIMP Exercise

Tara's Dream shoes

though where is the lobster sauce??i think today my theme is all bout Tara's yummy friends under the sea.

THIS LOBSTER ROCKS!

this is dedicated to john, alexy, and taraz
almost the same but >>>>>

how much do you love noodles?

S.H.I.T.

7/10/07

STUPID SPOILED WHORE - VIDEO PLAYSET

where the hell was this when i was a kid??

"let everyone see what a slut you are..."

DID Elvis watch BBC 2??

REAL LIFE SIMPSON INTRO

Walk it out

Damn these bitches are alright, and a little thick.

TURN ON THE MAGIC

another child toy i never had and always sang and wanted

SIREN FESTIVAL COMING UP

So who is going to this??

We love Mondays!

Beggin' Strips

Dogs don't KNOW it's not bacon!!!

7/9/07

IM going to bat for lashes are you

Bat For Lashes

25 Jul 2007, 21:00
74 Leonard Street, New York, New York 10013
Cost : $12

Buy Tickets here: http://www.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEventDetail?dispatch=loadSelectionData&eventId=186998

S N A U S A G E S !!!!!

This is where CR and I meet.

Exploding Head...

i want this to be real so so so bad...

bride flips out is FAKE!!!!

RC was right.. it is a hoax
http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20070201/You_tube_070201?s_name=&no_ads=

cute overload

or knut overload...
i can't believe with all the tags on this blog, there wasn't one for "cute"

7/8/07

Top That, World's Toughest Gangstas

7/6/07

Zentai Exploration

and you thought you were kinky...

clean is happy

"i never thought my toilet could be an oasis of comfort and happiness"

http://cleanishappy.com/

I thought of CR while watching this

Get one of these and you're in the band man.

Broadcast - "Tender Buttons"

that last post by mr. pink reminds me of this broadcast video...
must be the david lachapelle style burning car...

Spooky Scary... I'm not so sure?

Huh??

BRIDE FLIPS OUT

wow girls have it bad..

wedding time

are you all preparing what things or songs or things you will do at the reception??

Paris Hilton's New Car...

Jeff Koons - "Made In Heaven"

i'm totallt having a "JEFF KOONS IN THE EARLY 90'S" kind of morning today...
some of you whippersnappers might be too young to remember this, but trust me... this was not shocking or controversial in it's day at all... it was just kinda lame really... but i love this work and i love jeff for doing it with his former italian parliament / porn star wife... i wonder how they feel about these photos now???????
click on the link above whole the whole smutty gallery...