Boxing Helena - Jennifer Lynch - German Trailer

the only way to make one of the creepiest movies creepier is for it to be in german.

stole my dick

and this is a japanese thumb job

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By the way, this movie really DOES exist!

BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE VAGINA!

Plushie Sex

An Entire Day Spent Grooming...

ok ok i know it's a LONG one...
but this is hands down my favourite MST3K EVER!!!!!
i really love this one...
i've been telling these jokes for YEARS... if you listen carefully, you'll probably discover where i ripped off some of my classic "lines"

Spartacus Oysters or Snails?

I'm partial to oysters myself, but this goes out to the oyster and snail lovers, you know who you are and what you're doing this weekend!

welcome to SKANK Airlines...

The "Squaty Nacho"...

click the link above to find out what a "SQUATY NACHO" is...
that is of course if you don't ALREADY know...

how dry do you want it?

Sexo anal

Don't Sleep On The Subway, Darling...

click title link for full story...
god bless camera phones...

Alternate Romance Novel Covers...

IF (Cafe scene)

mmm... courting.
malcom mcdowell is dreamy.

Why is this guy still single?

CAMEL TOADS

BBW

if you watched the video a couple down from this one.. there's a guy modeling a blue bathing suit with the letters BBW on the back. .. i'm a little confused.. he's not at all a BBW.. these girls are:

Hungry Like The Wolf...

AHOY...!!!

one look

it's hard to follow up slow jerk.. but maybe this one can follow as a nice compliment


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Jeff Koons - "Made In Heaven"

i'm totallt having a "JEFF KOONS IN THE EARLY 90'S" kind of morning today...
some of you whippersnappers might be too young to remember this, but trust me... this was not shocking or controversial in it's day at all... it was just kinda lame really... but i love this work and i love jeff for doing it with his former italian parliament / porn star wife... i wonder how they feel about these photos now???????
click on the link above whole the whole smutty gallery...