Don't Be Shy...
6/30/07
You're the best, the best!
I just received this in my tube-mail-box. It is what I will be doing this July 3rd in Brooklyn NY & so should you...
Hi everyone,
Elliott and Anwar (occasionally otherwise known as DJs Plants y Junk)
would like to invite you to the Best Around Party.
The Best Around Party celebrates the release of the Best Around Mix,
a mix cd created by Elliott and Anwar centered around "You're The
Best Around" by Joe Esposito - the final fight song from the Karate
Kid - and featuring tracks by artists like Fat Boys, Twisted Sister,
Metallica, Humble Pie, Judas Priest, Diamond Nights, Dio, Run DMC,
and Nazareth. Free copies of the CD will available at the party, and
Elliott and Anwar will be DJing. All this, plus a live musical
performance by Brooklyn's own Jeff Martini!
Tuesday, July 3, 2007
R Bar / Corner of Graham Ave + Meeker Ave, Williamsburg
Subway: L Train to Graham Ave
live performance by Jeff Martini at 10 pm
Best Around Mix debuts at 11 pm
Those of you in town for the 4th, mark your calendars, and we'll see
you there....
Love, Elliott G
6/28/07
This One's For FANCYPANTS...
now it's time for a Home Box Office - FEATURE PRESENTATION...
the music alone gives me middle school chills...
the music alone gives me middle school chills...
Heartwarming...
this heartwarming little instrument makes nothing but smiles...
suitable for ages 1-100... a real treat for the whole family...
http://www.limmy.com/playthings/xylophone/
click on each "key" to make the sound, as you play this magical xylophone...!
suitable for ages 1-100... a real treat for the whole family...
http://www.limmy.com/playthings/xylophone/
click on each "key" to make the sound, as you play this magical xylophone...!
6/27/07
Transformers!
I got my opening tickets & so should you...
Date: Monday, July 2, 2007
* Time: 8:00pm
* Auditorium: 3
AMC Loews Village 7
66 3rd Ave.
New York, NY 10003
Date: Monday, July 2, 2007
* Time: 8:00pm
* Auditorium: 3
AMC Loews Village 7
66 3rd Ave.
New York, NY 10003
6/26/07
Rotisserie BBQ Leg of Lamb
Provençal Rotisserie Leg of Lamb BBQ Recipe
Provençal Rotisserie Leg of LambFor the sake of even cooking, roll and tie the lamb in as symmetrical a cylinder as possible. The ends will always be a little more cooked than the centre, but then guests can choose the doneness they prefer.
For the marinade:
4 plum tomatoes, roughly chopped
1 small yellow onion
6 large garlic cloves, crushed
1 cup dry red wine
1/2 cup lightly packed fresh parsley
1/2 cup lightly packed fresh rosemary
2 tablespoons Dijon mustard
1 teaspoon kosher salt
1/2 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
1 boneless leg of lamb, about 6 pounds, trimmed of nearly all fat
For the white beans:
2 cans (19 ounces each) cannelloni beans
1 cup 1/2-inch-diced tomatoes
1/2 cup thinly sliced black or green olives
1/4 cup extra-virgin olive oil
2 tablespoons minced fresh parsley
1 tablespoon red wine vinegar
To make the marinade: In a food processor combine the marinade ingredients. Process until pureed and then pour into a large bowl.
Add the lamb to the marinade, turn to coat, cover, and refrigerate for 4 to 6 hours.
Remove the lamb from the bowl and reserve the marinade. Pour the marinade into a small saucepan, bring to a boil, and boil for one full minute. Remove from heat and reserve.
Roll and tie the leg of lamb. Skewer the leg of lamb lengthways and then centre on the spit. Set the spit on the rotisserie and let the lamb rotate over Indirect Medium heat until the internal temperature reaches 145ºF for medium rare, about 1-1/2 hours, basting the lamb with the reserved marinade every 20 minutes. Turn off the rotisserie. Wearing barbecue mitts, carefully remove the spit from the rotisserie and transfer it to a cutting board. Remove the spit and let the lamb rest for 20 minutes before slicing.
Meanwhile, make the white beans: Drain the beans and transfer them to a medium saucepan. Warm the beans over medium heat until heated through. Add the remaining white bean ingredients and mix well. Taste for seasonings. Serve the white bean salad at room temperature with the sliced lamb.
Makes 10 servings
S.H.E.F.A.R.T.
remember this? inspired the Simulated Hydro-scatological Experiment Fourseasons Attack Reaction Team (S.H.E. F.A.R.T.) I'm still up for it!
6/25/07
ALWAYS AT THE BEACH HE's UP!
saw this from someones recent vacation pictures ... can you imagine.. what do you do?? do u think he was sleeping??
Now who you calling an UGLY BITCH??
PETALUMA, Calif. (AP) - Elwood, a 2-year-old Chinese Crested and Chihuahua mix, was crowned the world's ugliest dog Friday, a distinction that delighted the New Jersey mutt's owners. Elwood, dark colored and hairless—save for a mohawk-like puff of white fur on his head—is often referred to as "Yoda," or "ET," for his resemblance to those famous science fiction characters. "I think he's the cutest thing that ever lived," said Elwood's owner, Karen Quigley, a resident of Sewell, New Jersey. Quigley brought Elwood out to compete for the second year at the annual ugly dog contest at the Marin-Sonoma County Fair. Elwood placed second last year Click here for full article.
D.O.G.O.B.G.Y.N
i'm not sure there are words to describe this other than the title. it's speaks for itself.
Very dissappointed
I just wanted everyone to know how crestfallen I was to not see a new Monday AM Fartontits posting... it's probably a sign that we all had a good weekend, but come on people! keep the wind coming! The winds of culture don't just fan themselves. They need people and sphinchters and breasts and betty page and mac homos and startled chipmunks. ok?
6/24/07
6/23/07
OGILVY HOME PERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ya come over, i cum on your tits, ya fix your hair, ya go home...
OGILVIE HOME PERM!!!!!!!!
6/22/07
6/21/07
Cool Tattoos!
I love the artistry of the tattoo. There's nothing I want more than a tattoo but I can't seem to decide what to get. There are sooo many designs. I walk around the shop & think how this decision will be with me the rest of my life so it has to be good. It shouldn't be rushed because I should get something that really really represents who I am. Wow. These tattoos are really nice. Color & composition is what makes a beautiful sleeve.
Slim Goodbody AKA Money Maker
do you remember this guy? i was traumatized as a 5 year old when i went to a live slim goodbody show. he put the mic between his legs so i'd have to say my name into his ass cheeks. i'll never forget it.
MORE TATTS AND BUSH
two in the bush"
I bet he can fart through his belly button
I'm sorry mam, but your pits smell like smegma!
As if pussies needed any help looking nasty..
If you fry it, she will cum!
I think the Griffin left his sack of gold behind
Fat Man's Website
Fat Man Chris engages in the sort of blubber-intensive activities (jumping jacks, hot-dog gorging, stripping, hiding Hot Pockets under man-boobs) that you sort of suspected the obese participated in, but prayed there was no video evidence thereof. Well there is! And you should watch it!
Be afraid... be very afraid.
Be afraid... be very afraid.
6/20/07
Farting Preacher
This is an oldie but a goodie... and it just belongs on fart on tits, so please let it on to your breasts.
Trapped in a fucking wall!!!
click on the title of this post for more politically incorrect children's titles... :)
6/19/07
fuckzilla
once again.. too many 80's music videos.. not enough tits and ass.
meet "Fuckzilla".. then go look at the videos with his friend the modified drills, kitchenaid mixers.. etc. http://www.fuckingmachines.com/meetthemachines/index.php
meet "Fuckzilla".. then go look at the videos with his friend the modified drills, kitchenaid mixers.. etc. http://www.fuckingmachines.com/meetthemachines/index.php
Traffic and voting
Yo, can we put a counter on fartontits or are there stats anywhere for particular blog entries? I'm curious how much traffic wind on breast action generates...
And also, I propose we vote on the top 10 best Fartontits blog entries for a monthly or bi-monthly Breast of Fart on Tits Smorgasboorg!!
And also, I propose we vote on the top 10 best Fartontits blog entries for a monthly or bi-monthly Breast of Fart on Tits Smorgasboorg!!
Big Bottoms
This is also classic... butt the best part is the genius of the throw away joke: the guitar players are both playing bass so the bass player, not to be outdone, is playing a double-neck bass that has 4 strings on each neck! Someone had to custom make a completely moronic instrument just for the movie... brilliant.
6/18/07
Yngwie Malmsteen, Making Love
God help me, I'm on on Yngwie kick and I can't stop... the flashing guitar is priceless though.
The I-Rack
Roberto and I passed Michael McDonald (Steve Jobs in this clip) this weekend while in Provincetown, MA. We also saw John Waters and Alan Cumming. I love summer.
6/16/07
What is "Sexy"?
What is "sexy"? Is sexy subjective? Is it each observers' own perception or can we define it objectively? Why does it differ amongst particular cultures or regions? Is it a complex variety of genetic & psychological factors? Is it buying shares of Apple stock? Is it Germany?
6/15/07
Why do I find this picture so hilarious?
The posture. Crossed legs. Telephone. What a bunch of idiots.
6/14/07
VAGINAL EXITS
I Love you Brit Brit but all I really want to know is where did you learn to exit a car, The Pussy Palace on 42nd St.? Once is a wardrobe malfunction, twice is bad luck, but Jeeeezus Mami, what the fuck is up with you??? Something must be going on, are you airing it out? is it a yeast infection?. If only your pussy could sing, or do tricks then that be worth it, for now how bout just wearing Skorts??.. ...just a thought.
Enjoy??
click images to enlarge
Theremin
This has nothing to do with anal pores, vaginal discharge, breast pumps, or dick slaps, but this guy is my theremin hero, Feel the wind.
FINALLY!!!!!!!!!
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/06/14/fashion/14reduction.html
i can finally seek treatment for my MAN CANS, BANANA BOOBS, BITCH TITS, MOOBS, BOY BREASTS, or whatever you want to call them...!!!!
6/13/07
speaking of "baby tongue"
i think this was a banned MTV2 commercial.. really distasteful.. just the way we like it
KNOCKED UP AND MOUTHFUL OF LEDGER
supposedly this is a deleted scene.. and has been shown all around..
Beards are so IN this season...
The natural feminist response to PUFF...
(cause we all know what a vaginally obsessed feminist i am)
6/12/07
i can't believe you didn't post THIS ONE????
this is the funniest comic of all time...
"this emphasis on BONERS???"
i mean where the hell was the emphasis BEFORE?????
FARTSONTITS IS A FAMILY!! remember NBC then>
Nothing better than a showtune for all of us to sing about...
OUr new family here on this BLOG!
OUr new family here on this BLOG!
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