BAD - GIRLS - GO - TO - HELL...!

Did you know that BAD GIRLS GO TO HELL??????
i didn't... but now i do...

Sissy Boy Slap Party

These Are The Unlucky Ones...

Your TESTICLES and YOU...

Did You Know?

Did you know ED WOOD (the famously bad, cross dressing film director) also paid the bills righting pulpy sex and horror stories for some ultra-risque magazines in the 60's and 70's...
click the above link for an NC-17, eye opening peek at some sorrid covers, and sinful snapshots...

An Entire Day Spent Grooming...

ok ok i know it's a LONG one...
but this is hands down my favourite MST3K EVER!!!!!
i really love this one...
i've been telling these jokes for YEARS... if you listen carefully, you'll probably discover where i ripped off some of my classic "lines"

Windows 386 Promo Video (last half)

you're all a bunch of nerds
(courtesy of one of our favorite san diego viewers)

THE LEGENDS

have i mentioned lately that i'm completely obsessed with THE LEGENDS...
Swedish Band... they open up for THE RADIO DEPT. (another fave...)

click on the title link to download 4 of the best songs i ever heard... (FOR FREE OF COURSE)
"Play it for today" is on some HEAVY repeat!!!

Vitrual Lite-Brite... On Your Desktop...

you can make your own mr. burns by clicking the title link...!

RETRO ARCADE

click the above link for some HOTT RETRO ARCADE MADNESS

fuck the iphone

i'm getting one of these babies! "price tag to match"

monday morning betty page 2

welcome to work. have a great week.

Narcoleptic Weeiner...

Wet Dreams...

Now it's time for a CBS Special Presentation...

When I'm With You...

The Heat Of The Moment...

in 1982 i liked singing "the meat of the boner" in place of the original lyrics...
i has ZERO clue what that meant, but i think i liked the reaction...

johny is kind of a douche..

but this video is great. who wants to learn this dance with me? i call black onesy

VD is for everybody!

this is a great one to have stuck in your head all day at work. try not to sing out loud.

white men smoke newports too

so many sexy new posts.. i feel like i need a post-coital fag (that's british for homosexual cigarette)

Zsa Zsa Gabor lost weight with AYDS