9/29/07

IF TD HAD A DREAM It would be THIS >>>>ok NightmARE!

So fresh so amazing
well well you all would have loved it!

Meanwhile... at the office...


not sure if this was OOOHHH or YIKES! that originally sent this to the gang... but i always kept it...
thought it would be good to dig up?

9/28/07

arnold rave

and to continue with the rave theme... the real viking raver

How to dance at a rave

if only the viking raver had these moves

welcome to SKANK Airlines...

F.B.I. Outlaw Biker Terminology Guide

better than urban dictionary.

this is again from reader Ma_t. thanks M_tt!

Asimo

next year he'll be running up to people and farting on their tits in Spanish.

9/27/07

All Hail Technoviking!

Jump ahead to 40 seconds in...

"This guy is like the Pied Piper of drugged of ecstasy e-tards. Remember, Technoviking does not dance to the music, the music dances to Technoviking!"



All Hail Technoviking! - Watch more free videos

Connie Chung... DRUNK OFF HER ASS...

Company Logo, Part 2

COKE SNATCHER

Yikes! Must have been rough times.

African-American Boycott of L.L. Bean Enters 80th Year...


African-American Boycott of L.L. Bean Enters 80th Year

Company Logo


Company Logo, originally uploaded by Avi_Abrams.

9/26/07

Setting the record straight...

Blow jobs or pork? If I had to pick one and give one up forever, the answer is clear. Just wanted to set that straight for everyone. Which would you pick? Nevermind, I actually don't care. Wait, was my answer the one I'm keeping or the one I'm giving up? Repeat the question please.

Swedish Metal Aid - Give a helpin' hand

brought to us by a favorite fot reader M_tt

Vulva Original - Vaginal Scent

Do you like the smell of a lady? Do you want to wear that smell to work? Now you can!



http://www.smellmeand.com = "smell me and cum"

She Loves BLOOD & HONEY


she's got the devil in her eyes...

So sayeth the Hungarian Rapper

We are now closer to world peace. I can feel it.

9/25/07

can you believe this shit is TWENTY YEARS OLD!!!!!


why don't people do anything like this anymore...
this classic STILL LOOKS AMAZING, and this is that kick ass version with MC LYTE...
gotta love it...

Cry Little Sister...

i have no idea why... but i've really got THE LOST BOYS on the brain today....
i know this is a little long... but hey... so is the song... oh BTW???
THEY'RE JUST NOODLES MICHAEL!!!!!

there are no gays in iran

i;ve had this bookmarked for a while.. it seems appropriate today

9/23/07

Bacon Exotic Candy Bar - New!!!!!

Q: Fart is to tit, as Chocolate is to ________
A: uoɔɐq


"Deep milk chocolate coats your mouth and leads to the crunch of smoked bacon pieces. Surprise your mouth with the smoked salt and sweet milk chocolate combination."


9/21/07

The 2007 "Miss Fart On Tits" Pagent...

WHO will be crowned MISS FART ON TITS...
i can see it now... a whole like PAGENT/COMPETITION to crown the new MISS FOT...

CR will EMCEE in a tuxedo with a ruffle shirt...
YIKES, OOPS, and WINDFEELER will be the judging panel...
with your lovely hostess IHIHIHI
Mr. Pink, and Noah Fecks will run the Applaus-o-meter/FARTOMETER
and EL FANCY PANTS and GIMINEZTOSOCIETY can be "Elbow Grabbers..."

Where I learned how dragons fuck cars.

Do you have what it takes to be a serious art student?

9/20/07

MORE Dragons Fucking Cars...




Dragons Fucking Cars





R.I.P MR. ROBERTO DE LUNA



MR. ROBERTO DELUNA

EDINBURG - Mr. Roberto DeLuna was born on August 19, 1920 in Bay City,TX. He entered eternal rest on Monday Sept. 17, 2007, at the Solara Hospital of McAllen at the age of 87 years. He was preceded in death by his wife of 64 years, Teresa De Luna; and his parents, Pedro and Guadalupe De Luna; a brother, Emilio De Luna; a sister, Juanita Guzman; a son, Joe De Luna; a daughter, Gloria Iglesias; and grandson, Jaime Lopez.

He is survived by his five children, Justo (Susie) De Luna of Edinburg, Rudy (Tina) De Luna of San Juan, Arnold (Mary) Espericueta of Pharr, Josie (Ray) Gonzalez of Edinburg, Linda (Carlos) Lopez of Edinburg; also 25 grandchildren; numerous of great-grandchildren; and numerous of great-great-grandchildren.
The family would like to express a heartfelt Thank You to Dr. Antonio Wong and the staff of Solara Hospital and Rehab. of McAllen.

Public visitation will be on Tuesday Sept. 18, 2007, at Gonzalez Family Funeral Home, 812 E. Cano, from 4 to 9 p.m. The holy rosary will be prayed at 7 p.m. Funeral services will be Wednesday, Sept. 19, 2007, at 10 a.m. at Sacred Heart Church of Edinburg. Burial will follow to Valley Memorial Cemetery in McAllen.

Funeral arrangements and services are being directed by Gonzalez Family Funeral Home, LLC. of Edinburg.

Pulp Fiction Fucking Short Version

i guess now i'm having a pulp fiction phase

Pulp Muppets

i'm on a muppets kick ever since a certain party this summer in park slope..

9/17/07

FOT UNIFORM

i think we should all go out on the night of the FOT awards, each wearing a DIFFERENT "Who Farted" Shirt?




9/16/07

FOT Party Highlight Reel



Downstairs after feeling Windfeeler's Wind. So many superstars, no?

OK, seriously. Laotian tasty meats. Dr. K's Premium Oysters. Penis mobiles IN 3D. Filet Mignon. On a roof. BRILLIANT. BRILLIANT. BRILLIANT. Many many thanks.

9/15/07

FOR TDTDTDTD nothing but SCHRIMPS


and this shrimp

Michael Boogaloo Shrimp Chambers Aqua fresh Turbo Ad
and this guy tries it for first time i just thought he was hot

SUPERSIZE ME BITCH

9/14/07

CHRIS CROCKER IS A TOP

THE PHONE LINES BEGIN FLAMING
Howard got Chris Crocker (of Britney-defending YouTube video fame) on the phone, and told him he wasn't sure if he was a boy or a girl. The 19-year-old Chris admitted that he had an androgynous look. Howard wondered what inspired the video, so Chris explained that he was upset with the criticism Britney has suffered at the hands of the “keg-bellied” Perez Hilton. Chris added that he wanted “to give a voice to Britney fans everywhere.”

Howard and Robin asked Chris if he ever was institutionalized, but he claimed he had not been. Chris also told Howard that he was a “top” and very attracted to him. Chris then noted that he thought Britney was the best singer of all time, so Evil David Letterman and “Ozzy Ozbourne” told him he was wrong. Chris said Britney was a “national treasure,” which led Howard to say that Chris must be very gay.

there is a link if you click above also from gawker
http://gawker.com/news/great-radio/-298993.php
Everyone's favorite weeping Britney fan YouTube guy is on the phone with Howard Stern right now. He's talking about why he doesn't like Perez Hilton—he and Perez are no longer speaking over Britney. He thinks Britney is "the best singer"—better even than Courtney Love. And: "Who can think of 9/11 at a time like this? Britney, she is a national treasure." Also he is discussing why he likes anal sex. Apparently he is a top, in the gay parlance. He says he'll be on CNN and The View today. Busy!

Chris Crocker on Jimmy Kimmel Live sept 13 2007


did any of you see this?? wow he/she is a star

Alexyss K. Tylor Warning to Gay Boys


the lastest from the woman who gave you teh power of the penis and vagina ..

you spin me right ROUND ROUND BABY

if you watch Long enough it tells you something u might didnt know

Danzig Library

This is like me at every gathering at my place

Well Placed Sound Effects...


what loser spent a weekend making this?
still i love it... not to mention the use of TIJUANA TAXI as the soundtrack...

I love Saxophone

MORMONS ON A MISSION CALENDAR

A&F HAS NOTHING ON THESE MEN . OMG i so want this calendar for xmas.. these men are so so so white! i have to have a mormon now they are Du jour ..

Math is Complicated




I never passed Algebra 1...

Tribute to Marina Abramovic.

For IHIHIHIHIH. They'll go great on the FOT grill tomorrow.

Hollywood is Just a Dream

Mother, I think I peed my pants



This quite possibly the funniest thing I have seen in months.

Leave Britney's Fan alone!


(This is my friends neighbor.)

Don't Make My Brown Eye


!!!

Eddie Rabbit


I love a rainy night... oh oh... yea I love a rainy night... 1981!!!

Rubenstein drumming style

"This is totally Mark in the studio, I have seen it first hand" JG

http://www.aglassandahalffullproductions.com/

Hipster Olympics

Hanging out around the world with FOT


Nice work there. Just don't get em caught in one of those gears. Link

9/13/07

Disco Condi

i think we already had our own???

gay day? at SICK FAGS? get real LOSERS...
we already had our OWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

click the link above for their EMBARRASSING website...!!!
http://www.twistedlife.com/

Windows 386 Promo Video (last half)

you're all a bunch of nerds
(courtesy of one of our favorite san diego viewers)

Puppetry Of The Penis...






i have NO idea why i'm thinking about this today... but seemed super appropriate for FOT...

This Song Is SO STUCK IN MY HEAD

Saturday rooftop BBQ in Williamsburg.

9/12/07

Bim Bam Boom

KOO KOO CRAZY PANTS




Courtney... just the way i love her, totally fucking baloney tits insane...
i love how she looks like a cross between the madame puppet and paris hilton in the year 2045

The MC Hammer school of English

This is cute. Chinese kids learning English.

9/11/07

SHAMPOO..


I so wish i saw this when i was younger

God HATES SHRIMP LIKE TAra does see what else he hates

CLICK ON LINK ABOVE TO REACH THESE GREAT OTHER LINKS
SO MUCH TO LEARN AND HATE
LIKE GOD DOES..


GOD HATES SHRIMP
HOME PRESS PHOTOS ABOUT BANNERS LINKS
Links

(Links will open in a new window.)

The Sinner's Guide to the Evangelical Right

BibleGateway.com - look up Bible passages in several different versions and languages.

The Skeptic's Annotated Bible

The Bible and Homosexuality

What the New Testament Says About Homosexuality

slacktivist: The Abominable Shellfish

12 Reasons Gay Marriage Should Not Be Legal

God Hates Figs

GHB Ministries at www.GodHatesBrains.com

God Hates Fred Phelps

God Loves Fags

Sex In Christ - Anal Sex According to the Word of God

GodHatesSodomites.com

Jesus Would Be Ashamed Of You

God Hates Fags.co.uk (caution, background music)

Copyright © 2004-2007 by

REAL TALIBAN PHOTOGRAPHY not Bruce LaBRUCE

Leave Britney Alone!!!

9/9/07

Oscar Wildcat...



i havent seen the movie yet... QUEER DUCK... THE MOVIE!!!!

9/8/07

While we're reminiscing...

Are you happy Clark? She's DEAF!!!


Queen Family Truckster!!!!

COME HERE!!!!!!! GET OVER HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



i officially just creamed my panties... we are talking a MAJOR PUSSY SPLASH...
seriously... it looks and sounds like someone just dumped and entire venti frappuchino out between my ankles....
i just TOTALLY pre ordered on amazon, at the link above...

9/6/07

"Don't Laugh At Me..."


i made this with toby and it STOPPED TIME it was sooooooo good...
the video is a little long, but she really walks you through it... and i love the "side bar stories" about her moving to america with a wicker suitcase full of fish sauce... LOL

lao pho

i'm feeling ethnic.. should we have an FOT pho party?

a SLAVE in my OWN CHURCH!

9/5/07

Moustache-wax-to-society.

You're almost there.

9/4/07

Recto-Vaginal Exam

TRULY not for the squeamish....!!!! YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Check your testicles... or SOMEONE ELSES!!!!!


FARTED BY D.C.

fad gadget

i'm having a real fad gadget kind of morning.



I have something to say...

I have something for you to learn. I will now address you, my FOTTERS. My first video lesson in the things that matter to us most. I have something to say. Wisdom to share with you...

9/3/07

The twenty largest tits!

Please prepare ten farts for this.
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a SHADE shady...

i'm serving a little late 90's realness today...
this song SCREAMS Chris Sams doing a little fan dancing at ARENA... :)


NOW
PRANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Manualist - Sweet Child o' Mine



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