BAD - GIRLS - GO - TO - HELL...!

Did you know that BAD GIRLS GO TO HELL??????
i didn't... but now i do...

Sissy Boy Slap Party

These Are The Unlucky Ones...

Your TESTICLES and YOU...

Bambi Meets Godzilla

a true classic...

The Wire (with laugh track)

An Entire Day Spent Grooming...

ok ok i know it's a LONG one...
but this is hands down my favourite MST3K EVER!!!!!
i really love this one...
i've been telling these jokes for YEARS... if you listen carefully, you'll probably discover where i ripped off some of my classic "lines"

Asimo

next year he'll be running up to people and farting on their tits in Spanish.

Wet Dreams...