Just be happy with yr vuh-janna...

JIZ!!!!!!!

is this what happens when drag queens get high?

Lindsay Lohan's E-Harmony video...

i thought they didn't allow homosexuals to look for love on e-harmony?

Lindsay Lohan's eHarmony Profile from Lindsay Lohan

BAD - GIRLS - GO - TO - HELL...!

Did you know that BAD GIRLS GO TO HELL??????
i didn't... but now i do...

How to pick up men...

Strap on your shoulder-pads, sisters!
You better be ready to grab a jar of man gravy and hit the singles bar...

DYKE FIGHT!!!!!!

i got my black belt in BAR STOOLS...

Do you remember that cafe in paris?

and that waiter? JEAN-LUC????????????


"Celebrate this moment, in your WIFE..."

Welcome To Mortville

Make it work...

Vote Hillary

Liquid Sky

killer alien lesbians from outer space! (in the early 80's)
i saw this on VHS in like 5th grade and it kinda fucked me up a little...

The Hottest Disco Aerobics EVER... (Like, for totals Bra...!)

if this doesn't give you a total thursday morning pussy-splash, nothing will...

"I'm Totally Frenching A Racist Ho..."

Breakfast for Muff Lovers