12/31/07
12/28/07
12/23/07
Bad Kiwi Santas in drunken rampage
Bad Kiwi Santas in drunken rampage
* Story Highlights
* Swearing drunk Santas frighten customers and damage property
* Group did lightning 20-second raid on Hoyts Cinema complex in Christchurch
* They ripped down posters and knocked over cardboard figures
* Next Article in World »
WELLINGTON, New Zealand (AP) -- A gang of about 50 apparently drunken Santas invaded a New Zealand cinema complex at the weekend -- frightening customers, damaging property and swearing, the cinema's manager said Monday.
Thought by police to be university students dressed in Santa suits, the group did a lightning 20-second raid on Hoyts Cinema complex in the South Island city of Christchurch on Saturday, manager Derek Rive said.
"As they ran through the complex they wrecked everything they could, the Christmas tree -- they bowled everything over ... (they were) just absolute fools," he told The Associated Press.
He said the "hooligans" abused patrons, chanted obscenities, ripped down posters and knocked over cardboard figures advertising films.
* Story Highlights
* Swearing drunk Santas frighten customers and damage property
* Group did lightning 20-second raid on Hoyts Cinema complex in Christchurch
* They ripped down posters and knocked over cardboard figures
* Next Article in World »
WELLINGTON, New Zealand (AP) -- A gang of about 50 apparently drunken Santas invaded a New Zealand cinema complex at the weekend -- frightening customers, damaging property and swearing, the cinema's manager said Monday.
Thought by police to be university students dressed in Santa suits, the group did a lightning 20-second raid on Hoyts Cinema complex in the South Island city of Christchurch on Saturday, manager Derek Rive said.
"As they ran through the complex they wrecked everything they could, the Christmas tree -- they bowled everything over ... (they were) just absolute fools," he told The Associated Press.
He said the "hooligans" abused patrons, chanted obscenities, ripped down posters and knocked over cardboard figures advertising films.
12/20/07
Job Opportunity: Web Producer
wow, is this the first job posting on FOT?? This is some hot career realness.
Contact me directly if interested.
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Contact me directly if interested.
http://www.careerbuilder.com/JobSeeker/Jobs/JobDetails.aspx?dv=dv&APath=2.21.0.0.0&sfascc=nielsen&IPath=QHKGCV&sname=&jrdid=&lpage=3&job_did=J3I37F6C3QL8QD7V2ZL&ff=21&jobcount=51&strcrit=QID%3dA3850809828378%3bst%3da%3buse%3dALL%3brawWords%3dnielsen%3bCTY%3dNew+York%3bSID%3dNY%3bCID%3dUS%3bENR%3dNO%3bDTP%3dDRNS%3bYDI%3dYES%3bIND%3dALL%3bPDQ%3dAll%3bJN%3dAll%3bPOY%3dNO%3bETD%3dALL%3bMGT%3dDC%3bSUP%3dDC%3bFRE%3d30%3bQS%3dsid_unknown%3bSS%3dNO%3bTITL%3d0%3bJQT%3dRAD%3bJDV%3dFalse&cbRecursionCnt=2&cbsid=977be3dd6aa34bbfa871de260d07ffc3-251467059-WR-2
i always french random dudes at the Bedford L station
and i love running around the city looking for other dudes to make out with while wearing a tuxedo...
12/19/07
Analog dance music
I mean I can't help but be impressed by these silly swedes...makes me want to go into the studio right now.
12/18/07
XXXmas with Inga
Won'tcha won'tcha cum with me, let me see your Christmas tree...
All the ladies on the floor, Santa's here to give some more...
All the ladies on the floor, Santa's here to give some more...
12/17/07
12/16/07
12/15/07
12/14/07
12/13/07
MGMT>>my new fav band
the young boy (22) who i m sorta seeing well he brought this badn to my attention they just graduated and well they are fun fun fun . and yes they are called management from the BKLYN
12/12/07
12/11/07
G is Gay. Gay Gay Gay.
Shit, if we're reposting stuff now, then I'm putting up more from the Forbidden Zone. Can I get a what what?
12/10/07
I always get nostalgic for this around the Holidays
I mean I think this movie dictated my life. I even truly dig this tune, and want to dance with my hands above head with Starr...so hot. I mean I haven't seen anything as remotely cool as this pier party, EVER, it's impossible to top...
Weng Weng
An inspiring tribute to the biggest star of the Philippines.
Weng Weng (September 7, 1957 — August 29, 1992) was a Filipino actor and martial artist. He was born in Baclaran, in what is now Parañaque City.[3] Only 2 foot, 9 inches (83 cm) tall, he is listed in the Guinness World Records as the shortest adult actor in a leading role. He played Secret Agent 00 in "For Y’ur Height Only," "The Impossible Kid," and "D’Wild Wild Weng".
Weng Weng (September 7, 1957 — August 29, 1992) was a Filipino actor and martial artist. He was born in Baclaran, in what is now Parañaque City.[3] Only 2 foot, 9 inches (83 cm) tall, he is listed in the Guinness World Records as the shortest adult actor in a leading role. He played Secret Agent 00 in "For Y’ur Height Only," "The Impossible Kid," and "D’Wild Wild Weng".
12/9/07
The original Guitar Hero
Painful early performance by Jack Nicholson as "Stoney", in the 1968 Dick Clark produced "psychedelic" anti-drug b-movie "Psych-0ut". See if you can recognize the music!
1968 Trailer:
1968 Trailer:
here we go again...
every year i watch this fucking christmas special, and literally every year, i'm totally soaked in tears from beginning to end... seriously... i can't help it... i have no idea why... but i literally cry from the opening note to the end... just ask mr. pink... it's true...! (how embarrassing...)
i can't even hear the music from this thing in public or i INSTANTLY start tearing... it's pretty hysterical...
i don't even like talking about it, because i'll totally start crying...
12/7/07
12/6/07
Meanwhile, In the Metro
is it just me... or does everyone else miss the presence of one MR. HEATH...????
where the hell is she lately?
in the meantime, enjoy this photo...
The Hottest Disco Aerobics EVER... (Like, for totals Bra...!)
if this doesn't give you a total thursday morning pussy-splash, nothing will...
12/4/07
Dylan seals uber-douche award?
A 10% off holiday sale on the Bob Dylan e-store site with a banner ad for live-nation (Clear Channel?) prominently featuring titties. That makes the Caddilac ads look tasteful. That's like opening a Hooters inside of a Starbucks. That's Bob Dylan, FOT UberDouche of 2007!
Bag rage
Add this to the "i can't believe we haven't posted this yet" category. A classic and unbelievably funny... not staged, although RC may challenge me on that.
R Kelly's Trapped in the Closet (part 1 & 2)
Why haven't we posted these before? Has anyone watched all 22? episodes?
http://www.ifc.com/static/sections/kelly/trapped.html (best quality here)
12/1/07
11/30/07
11/29/07
HuckChuckFacts
If Mike Huckabee wasn't a republican, a conversative christian, against same sex marriage and abortion I would probably vote for him.
11/28/07
11/27/07
She's Baaaaacccckkkk!!!!!!!
Happy Holidays, Love Brenda...
As Recommended By FOT Fan "Dondi"
http://www.DevenGreen.com
somebody please give this woman her own show...
Speaking of House of 1000 Corpses...
Seriously, Mr. Zombie created a masterpiece, now that you mention it. Captain Spaulding? Tiny? Mother Firefly? The Professor? DOCTOR SATAN, anyone? Brilliance.
11/23/07
11/21/07
The Fantom of Liberty
Only one of the greatest FOT movies ever made... whenever we get around to an FOT film festival this has to be included.
11/20/07
Watch FOT differently
Did you ever want to watch video after video from FOT?
So my friend Taylor made a video watching system called Chime.tv a few months ago.
Basically watch a list of videos in a tv like fashion, they play after each other. I can't say how happy I am with all the features. It will be able to play many of the FOT posts no problem. You can also watch many video sites like this.
Give it a try. http://chime.tv/http://www.fartontits.com
So my friend Taylor made a video watching system called Chime.tv a few months ago.
Basically watch a list of videos in a tv like fashion, they play after each other. I can't say how happy I am with all the features. It will be able to play many of the FOT posts no problem. You can also watch many video sites like this.
Give it a try. http://chime.tv/http://www.fartontits.com
11/19/07
I DIDNT get the sex Change so I took the Money & went to BErgdorfs
I have to see this movie .. i m watching now women in revolt and well Candy darling is wow !!
11/18/07
Support our brethren on the content side...
Rise up and fight the power, my bretheren, and Dear Mr. Redstone can kiss our asses. Anybody picketing?
11/16/07
DEC 8th, 2007 / SANTACON '07
http://www.santacon.com/nyc/
i think FOT seriously needs to represent at this years SANTACON...
11/15/07
11/14/07
Are you ready for the new sensation?
Base2John's DLR pic inspired this... a classic video capturing David Lee Roth at his most baroque. Gotta love the giant microphone... so subtle. Note Billy Sheehan (cock bass) and Steve Vai (cock guitar) outdoing each other in instrument gymnastics while DLR prances around like a show pony.
Holiday Shopping Lineup
I can't wait to be the Uncle that is asked to stop bringing gifts for the children.
Pee and Poopie
Dolly with boy junk
Polldancing!
Pee and Poopie
Dolly with boy junk
Polldancing!
11/13/07
11/11/07
11/9/07
11/8/07
Greyhounds and Cats
Apparently, we may be the first hot greyhound owners. I did find this video very encouraging.
11/7/07
My Alphabet
i'd love to re-record this "FOT" style...
we can make the whole FOT alphabet... like "A is for Anal Bleaching" and "B is for Bukkake Videos"
does anyone have a discount on a recording studio...?
we can make the whole FOT alphabet... like "A is for Anal Bleaching" and "B is for Bukkake Videos"
does anyone have a discount on a recording studio...?
11/6/07
Hey, is that a little person running around your pyramid hat?
Are they the Portuguese Spinal Tap? I Report. You Decide.
hot chicks with robots 2
Bottom right is a Heathkit Hero robot I fondly remember from a Mr. Wizard episode as well as a school field trip to the science museum. Top left are two ripe ones ready for a gas explosion.
11/5/07
COFFY (She'll CREAM you...)
this is best movie of all time... seriously... there couldn't possible be a better movie than this... ever...
i demand upon being BURIED with a DVD of this...
THE BADDEST ONE-CHICK HIT SQUAD EVER TO HIT TOWN...
A Fair(y) Use tale
This is a long one but I think completely brilliant. Dive in if you want to learn about the magical world of copyright law.
11/4/07
Grove's Emulsified Nose Drops
Hmmm.... this raises a few red flags for me... click the title link for a damn tootin' radio ad. Not sure if these are terribly responsible products...
11/3/07
Didn't have Crazy Eddie. We had Federated.
Growing up on on the West Coast, like poor Windfeeler and I, we missed out on Crazy Eddie and the other TriState gems. We had Federated. It was very sad. Poor Mr. Federated went nuts and started just SMASHING PRICES. 19" Color TVs for prices that were just INSAAAAAAAAAAANE.
Just like heaven, unironically
I think this is a precious example of a video and song that though dated, though showing the beginnings of Robert Smith's blossoming obesity, though perhaps not even the Cure at their finest, still retains a little piece of tender beauty.
And another brilliant song/video just for good measure:
And another brilliant song/video just for good measure:
11/2/07
25... Awesome Horror Movie Kills
Had to remove the word "most" from our title but great none the less.
PantherModerns » Blog Archive » 25 Most Awesome Horror Movie Kills
PantherModerns » Blog Archive » 25 Most Awesome Horror Movie Kills
An Entire Day Spent Grooming...
ok ok i know it's a LONG one...
but this is hands down my favourite MST3K EVER!!!!!
i really love this one...
i've been telling these jokes for YEARS... if you listen carefully, you'll probably discover where i ripped off some of my classic "lines"
but this is hands down my favourite MST3K EVER!!!!!
i really love this one...
i've been telling these jokes for YEARS... if you listen carefully, you'll probably discover where i ripped off some of my classic "lines"
10/31/07
Weight-Lifting Accident...
inspired by RC, i think this hearkens back to our original post, in the spirit of accidental shits everywhere...
The Cockroach FAQ
click the above link to find out the answer to every single question you've ever had about ROACHES...
Best question: Do cockroaches bite?
Worst answer: Only when you sleep.
10/30/07
Buddhist seek assistance with neighbor dog.
Buddhist seek assistance with helping neighbor dog re enter life
stream. Cannot do myself because of religion. Dog loudness make
enlightenment hard. Dog need to reincarnate.
Can trade free yoga lesson or teach to meditate.
eBay Feedback Profile for tryork5ifp
read the comments, jems like...
GREAT! As promised, just 3 drops in her drink and she was mine for the night A+
A+ The 8 quart enema kit makes a tasteful icebreaker on those awkward 1st dates!
Taliban Training Manuals arrived dicreetly packed and labelled.PLSsend 9000 more
10/29/07
I Was Made For Lovin' You Baby...
Yes...
this REALLY happened...
click on the title link for the most eye opening moment of television EVER...
(As Reccomended by FOT Fan _ike _andell)
10/26/07
10/25/07
The Older guys
Gram Parsons! This is the inspiration for my next music video, think this crossed with The talented Mr. Ripley.
Bob Dylan is the sell-outiest
Kelly Nestruck
from The Guardian music blog
How many roads must a man drive down before you can call him The Man? The answer my friends, is one road, if that road is driven down in a gas-guzzling Cadillac Escalade.
Bob Dylan the "countercultural icon" - note the extremely sarcastic quotation marks - has sold out so many times that you'd think nothing would be shocking anymore. He's gone electric, he's gone Christian, he released a live album exclusively at Starbucks. He's even written a song for a movie starring Katie Holmes.
But none of that bothers me. It's the year 2007. Who cares? He's a maverick! He's Dylan!
His latest act of judas-ery, however, is too much for even a cynical, consumerist nihilist like me. Why on earth would someone who possesses the intelligence of Dylan shill for the Cadillac Escalade? Has he not heard that the climes, they are a-changing? I understand the ads are a tie-in with his XM radio show, but SUVs - especially luxury SUVs - are repugnant vehicles.
from The Guardian music blog
How many roads must a man drive down before you can call him The Man? The answer my friends, is one road, if that road is driven down in a gas-guzzling Cadillac Escalade.
Bob Dylan the "countercultural icon" - note the extremely sarcastic quotation marks - has sold out so many times that you'd think nothing would be shocking anymore. He's gone electric, he's gone Christian, he released a live album exclusively at Starbucks. He's even written a song for a movie starring Katie Holmes.
But none of that bothers me. It's the year 2007. Who cares? He's a maverick! He's Dylan!
His latest act of judas-ery, however, is too much for even a cynical, consumerist nihilist like me. Why on earth would someone who possesses the intelligence of Dylan shill for the Cadillac Escalade? Has he not heard that the climes, they are a-changing? I understand the ads are a tie-in with his XM radio show, but SUVs - especially luxury SUVs - are repugnant vehicles.
10/24/07
10/23/07
Steve Vai shred satire
This goes out to Senor Ding Dong... btw, Youtube took down an FOT post of mine from the summer in which someone overdubbed an Yngwie Malmsteen guitar lesson in which he states Ï am your God leetle boys! Still searching for it, then I will repost!
www.pullyourpantsupman.com
click on the title link to learn more about the pants-lifting craze thats sweeping the nation's youth...
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