naomi Campbell having 120 guests for her 19 birthday

this poor interviewer.. just so funny..

Butters is 7 today!

Myspace Glitter Graphics

Fucking birthday?

On May 24th, FOT will be one year cleansing & gassy. Rate your favorites, bury the crap, cast your votes as we finally have a five star rating system. Get ready for FOT of the year. If you're wondering how we made fartontits.com, we learned everything from this guy.


And oh yeah, there's more.

Steve Vai shred satire

This goes out to Senor Ding Dong... btw, Youtube took down an FOT post of mine from the summer in which someone overdubbed an Yngwie Malmsteen guitar lesson in which he states Ï am your God leetle boys! Still searching for it, then I will repost!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOOBS!

A very special Happy Birthday to Boobs!!!!

I will think of you as I throw up into the toilet.

That... that was my birthday.
(you can skip the first two minutes, or not.)

Ba weep granna weep ninny bom!

Tim and Prime f, originally uploaded by morgan-v.

What do you get the 30 year old birthday boy that has everything? I prefer a grey leather man bag & dinner at the casino myself but check out that birthday cake & check out the smile. Someone's getting FOT tonight!