3/31/08

Everyone Has AIDS!!!!

i love that it's called "LEASE"... and the TKTS booth is SPOT on target!!!!!

"The Pope has got AIDS and so do you!
Come On Everybody we got Quiltin' to do!!!"

3/30/08

MILK GONE WILD

Cameltoe - IN FOR SPRING


It lifts & separates. Scouting will be so much easier now & it doubles as a cellphone holder.

via giz

SO-RE-SO-SCA robot

That is "so real so scary" robot. Maybe you've see the first video, they have made upgrades in the firmware as seen in the second video.



Kick that robot again asshole & I'm coming after you.

3/25/08

Usted Es DELICIOSO, Jefe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PIZZA EL HUTT!!!!!!!
it's so much fucking better in spanish...
as if this scene NEEDS improving...

my new cell phone charger

now if i can only get it to play SLAYER instead...

i'm getting off, on JARVIS...

don't mess with no hard-core chicago tranny on the BROWN line... she's about to fuck shit up with some mace and a jimmy choo slide...

as reccomended by FOT fan _esse _ee

3/19/08

Cassady you're a genius



Courtesy of L&R

Because I know you love Van Damme



Click the pic for some old school animated .gif fun!

Slip and Slide

Witty Banter



The part about Obama is classic. DMX for speaker of the hizouse!

3/15/08

Spy Hunter homage

Is this FOT material? Something to ponder. I used to ride my bike to Walmart to play this videogame every weekend... and to shoplift.

3/14/08

Dragon somethings

Stuck at work on a Friday night, thinking about Dragons.



You should probably have a sword when there are dragons.

Vote Hillary

The Official FOT Awards Tee Shirt...


i am so freaking jellous... i am DYING to wear that to Six Flags this summer...
PS... SIX FLAGS!!!!!!

3/11/08

RunDatShit

EBONICS AIRWAYS

Hey Mr. Governor

Here is the poppiest pop song ever about Eliot Spitzer.

"Hey Mr. Governor (The Emperor Got Caught with No Clothes)"

Http://www.myspace.com/BenjaminScheuer

He's a friend of a friend. This guy works REALLY FAST. Damn topical! The news broke like what, 12 hours ago? I'm impressed.

How to recoup.

Another gift from Wilt Thong.

3/4/08

The WORST music video of ALL TIME...


seriously, does it get worse than this?
i secretly love it... and i think it might give CR a run for his money as far as "number of polaroids used in a single music video shoot..."

Big Bottom... How Could I Leave You Behind???

THE LOOSER THE WAISTBAND... THE DEEPER THE QUICKSAND!!!!

Click the above link to find out more about this crazy BIG BOTTOM craze...?

Bottle Rocket Bunghole...

this looks like it REALLY hurts...

3/2/08

Teenage Enema Nurses In Bondage



I'm in the mood for Killer Pussy. Feeling New Wave Tonight. Song's been stuck in my head since I had that bondage enema at our corner bodega.