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I'm BI at Alexanders...

ok i promise i'll totally stop with the television commercials of the 70's... but seriously... this commercial played every five seconds for about 12 christmases in a row when i was a kid... to the point that i thought everyplace in the world had a "Tiffany's" and a "Bloomingdales"...

Rape Shower

What the hell was Telly thinking? For starters, you've got to love anyone who lights a cigarette at the beginning of a song and smokes it the whole way through... not to mention all the Vaseline on the lens, and the fucked-out blonde in the back who looks like she just stepped out of a rape shower...

Have you ever seen a blanker expression?

Besides... where the h-e-double hockey sticks are they showing this "video?"
at like Playboy clubs in the 70's?