Skanks-A-Poppin'

Hollywood SKANKS...
i think if you see this flashing before your eyes when you die, you'll know you've arrived in heaven...

Cocaine + "The Jesus Factor" = SURFING!

Speaking of SKANKS!!!!

those aren't SWEAT-STAINS honey...

OWWW!!! MY NOSE!!!!!!

CUMbrella

is she fucking kidding?

as reccomended by FOT fan *rdalito!

HOT GOSSIP

"I lost my FART to a star-ship POOPER"

The FOT Awards

i think the awards ceremony should be called "The FOTS"
and perhaps we can get these lovely ladies to appear?

California Schweet

Maggie is a legend... i am worshiping her today... AND The Thrill Kill Kult (way to go fancy)

B I N G E & P U R G E

Crack Cocaine

The WORST music video of ALL TIME...

seriously, does it get worse than this?
i secretly love it... and i think it might give CR a run for his money as far as "number of polaroids used in a single music video shoot..."

Holy McWhore-Bag

wow... there is alot of ta-ta's on FOT this weekend... and i LOVE it...!
keeping in that spirit... check out LO-HO's totally fake cancer-bags in this week's NY Mag, by clicking the above link...
does anyone hate "skank-a-rella de longisland" as much as i do?

They Call Me "Lady Bump"...

i think i'd have to do about 15 "Bumps" before i started dancing like that...
i wonder what kind of bumps SHE'S talking about...
worth watching for the outfits and dancing alone, not to mention her fire-crotch afro...

Suddenly... I'm Not Half The Woman I Used To Be...