my favourite song of all time

kinda long... but you get the point...

How NOT to fart on tits... (Part III)

i'll CEE your Burnt Weenie Sandwich, and raise you one Bee Hive Boobie...
(and some of the worst photoshop of all time...)

NEVER PEE ON AN ELECTRIC FENCE

And if your friend did pee on an electric fence, don't pinch it with metal tweezers.
via

The Longest Ear Hair EVER

Holy McWhore-Bag

wow... there is alot of ta-ta's on FOT this weekend... and i LOVE it...!
keeping in that spirit... check out LO-HO's totally fake cancer-bags in this week's NY Mag, by clicking the above link...
does anyone hate "skank-a-rella de longisland" as much as i do?

Introducing The Offical F.O.T. Mascot!

He's Filthy,
He's Feline,
He's FRENCH!!!
can we please start a contest where we try to name him?

Weight-Lifting Accident...

inspired by RC, i think this hearkens back to our original post, in the spirit of accidental shits everywhere...

The Cockroach FAQ

click the above link to find out the answer to every single question you've ever had about ROACHES...

Best question: Do cockroaches bite?
Worst answer: Only when you sleep.

welcome to SKANK Airlines...

worst... tattoo... ever...

Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva - President of Brazil

i guess this things really are hotter in Brazil...
i mean, in a manner of speaking, this is the "hottest" guy i've ever seen...
(temperature-wise that is)