These Are The Unlucky Ones...

Your TESTICLES and YOU...

Did You Know?

Did you know ED WOOD (the famously bad, cross dressing film director) also paid the bills righting pulpy sex and horror stories for some ultra-risque magazines in the 60's and 70's...
click the above link for an NC-17, eye opening peek at some sorrid covers, and sinful snapshots...

An Entire Day Spent Grooming...

ok ok i know it's a LONG one...
but this is hands down my favourite MST3K EVER!!!!!
i really love this one...
i've been telling these jokes for YEARS... if you listen carefully, you'll probably discover where i ripped off some of my classic "lines"

One Never Knows When The Homosexual Is About...

Vintage Ads

Ball Buster, a great new game

It's a family game!!!

monday morning betty page 2

welcome to work. have a great week.

Now it's time for a CBS Special Presentation...

The Heat Of The Moment...

in 1982 i liked singing "the meat of the boner" in place of the original lyrics...
i has ZERO clue what that meant, but i think i liked the reaction...