we are douchebags...

Speaking of "Cool Dudes..."

god i'm truly hoping no one posted these already, lest i be crucified...
but man, these are some of the COOLEST DUDES i've ever seen!!!
i wish i was this cool in high school...

Dylan seals uber-douche award?

A 10% off holiday sale on the Bob Dylan e-store site with a banner ad for live-nation (Clear Channel?) prominently featuring titties. That makes the Caddilac ads look tasteful. That's like opening a Hooters inside of a Starbucks. That's Bob Dylan, FOT UberDouche of 2007!

Bag rage

Add this to the "i can't believe we haven't posted this yet" category. A classic and unbelievably funny... not staged, although RC may challenge me on that.

Mom? Do you... umm... errrrr... uhhh....

Pussy Splash

i get the most drenching pussy splash every time i look at this sparkling tuxedo...
i better to get to the gym fast so i can have a snowball's chance in hell of getting mounted by this magnificent STEED!!!