When i'm not beating children or masturbating with sandpaper...

i get that "barefoot feeling" from MOUNTAIN DEW!!!!!

Dylan seals uber-douche award?

A 10% off holiday sale on the Bob Dylan e-store site with a banner ad for live-nation (Clear Channel?) prominently featuring titties. That makes the Caddilac ads look tasteful. That's like opening a Hooters inside of a Starbucks. That's Bob Dylan, FOT UberDouche of 2007!

Condom Song - Telugu

sent to me by FOT reader K_isty

uberdouche match.com dude stars in worst commercial ever made

Calamine lotion from a pinata.

My secret video game obsession has been this virtual gardening game that should be for little girls. Turns out it had a really rad TV spot.

Thanks Eagle Man!!!!

WEST COAST WHITES RespOnse Tea PArty

this is from the marketers of smirnoff to promote some new drink they have .. HILARIOUS!

DAFT PUNK FUCKIN' ROCKS!

The Coney Island, Brooklyn show was outta control for the humans.