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Fat Man's Website

Fat Man Chris engages in the sort of blubber-intensive activities (jumping jacks, hot-dog gorging, stripping, hiding Hot Pockets under man-boobs) that you sort of suspected the obese participated in, but prayed there was no video evidence thereof. Well there is! And you should watch it!

Be afraid... be very afraid.