Read email exchange below then check out douche's web site (click on title of this post)... an amazing specimen and clearly a runner-up in the FOT awards 'biggest douche' category.
> > From:
> > Sent: Thursday, October 04, 2007 11:01 AM
> > To:
> >
> > Subject: Match Nightmare
> >
> >
> >
> > So I winked at this guy on match. Should have known
> > better considering his
> > screen name was "IvyLeagueAlum"
> >
> >
> >
> > He responds with the following email..
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > I live in a 31 story high rise condominium, right in
> > the middle of the
> > Buckhead nightlife district. Do you ever come to
> > this area of town to
> > shop/go out/visit/explore?
> >
> > I went to an Ivy League school - the University of
> > Pennsylvania - for my
> > undergraduate degree in economics and my graduate
> > degree in management
> > (Wharton School of Business). Where did you go to
> > school?
> >
> > What activities do you currently participate in to
> > stay in shape? I work out
> > 4 times a week at LA Fitness. Do you exercise
> > regularly? I am 6 feet tall,
> > 185 pounds - what about yourself? I am truly sorry
> > if that sounds rude,
> > impolite or even downright crass, but I have been
> > deceived before by
> > inaccurate representations so I prefer someone be
> > upfront and honest on
> > initial contact...
> >
> > I do mergers & acquisitions (corporate finance) for
> > Limited Brands (Bath &
> > Body Works, Victoria's Secret, etc). Enjoy any of
> > our stores/divisions?
> >
> > Do you have any other recent pictures you care to
> > share? I have many others
> > if you care to see them.
> >
> > Regards,
> >
> > John
> > sgnu88 at hot mail
> >
> >
> >
> > ---------------------------------
> >
> >
> >
> > So, I in turn send him a polite "No Thanks" thru the
> > match system which send
> > him the following email:
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Thanks for writing to me, but unfortunately, we're
> > just not a good match.
> > Good luck in your search!
> >
> > Our Portraits didn't match on:
> >
> >
> >
> > Â. Personality
> >
> > ------------------------------
> >
> >
> >
> > To which he replies the following:
> >
> >
> > I think you forgot how this works. You hit on me,
> > and therefore have to
> > impress ME and pass MY criteria and standards - not
> > vice versa. 6 pictures
> > of just your head and your inability to answer a
> > simple question lets me
> > know one thing. You are not in shape. I am a
> > trainer on the side, in fact,
> > I am heading to the gym in 26 minutes!
> >
> >
> >
> > So next time you meet a guy of my caliber, instead
> > of trying to turn it
> > around, just get to the gym! I will even give you
> > one free training
> > session, so you don't blow it with the next 8.9 on
> > Hot or Not, Ivy League
> > grad, Mensa member, can bench/squat/leg press over
> > 1200 lbs., has had lunch
> > with the secretary of defense, has an MBA from the
> > top school in the
> > country, lives in a Buckhead high rise, drives a
> > Beemer convertible, has
> > been in 14 major motion pictures, was in Jezebel's
> > Best dressed, etc. Oh,
> > that is right, there aren't any more of those!
> >
> >
> >
> > Regards,
> >
> >
> > John
> >
> > http://www.johnfitzgeraldpage.com
> >
>
> >
>
>
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