Showing posts with label no fucking way. Show all posts
Showing posts with label no fucking way. Show all posts

1/29/08

Lesch Nyhan, FOT high-brow post of the year?

ANNALS OF MEDICINE New Yorker article about Lesch-Nyhan syndrome, a rare disease which causes people to mutilate themselves. Writer describes a case from 1962, in which a four-and-a-half-year-old boy named Matthew was brought to Johns Hopkins Hospital. Matthew was spastic, and as an infant, had been diagnosed as having cerebral palsy and developmental retardation. His older brother was also spastic and retarded. Matthew was wearing mittens, even though it was a warm day. William L. Nyhan, a pediatrician and research scientist, along with a medical student named Michael Lesch, discovered that Matthew had bitten off parts of his fingers, and parts of his lips. They met with his older brother, who had bitten his fingers even more severely, and had chewed off his lower lip. Two years after meeting Matthew, Nyhan and Lesch published the first paper describing the disease, which came to be called Lesch-Nyhan syndrome. Boys with the disease were, and are, frequently misdiagnosed as having cerebral palsy. (Girls virtually never get it.) In 1971, Nyhan coined the term “behavioral phenotype” to describe diseases like Lesch-Nyhan, in which someone displays a pattern of characteristic actions that can be linked to genetic code. Describes the progression of a person with Lesch-Nyhan. He will scream in terror and pain during bouts of self-mutilation. In the past, many Lesch-Nyhan patients died in childhood or their teens, from kidney failure. Nowadays, they may live into their thirties and forties.

The full article is at the link above.





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10/17/07

Uberdouche Bigelow on match.com

Read email exchange below then check out douche's web site (click on title of this post)... an amazing specimen and clearly a runner-up in the FOT awards 'biggest douche' category.

> > From:
> > Sent: Thursday, October 04, 2007 11:01 AM
> > To:
> >
> > Subject: Match Nightmare
> >
> >
> >
> > So I winked at this guy on match. Should have known
> > better considering his
> > screen name was "IvyLeagueAlum"
> >
> >
> >
> > He responds with the following email..
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > I live in a 31 story high rise condominium, right in
> > the middle of the
> > Buckhead nightlife district. Do you ever come to
> > this area of town to
> > shop/go out/visit/explore?
> >
> > I went to an Ivy League school - the University of
> > Pennsylvania - for my
> > undergraduate degree in economics and my graduate
> > degree in management
> > (Wharton School of Business). Where did you go to
> > school?
> >
> > What activities do you currently participate in to
> > stay in shape? I work out
> > 4 times a week at LA Fitness. Do you exercise
> > regularly? I am 6 feet tall,
> > 185 pounds - what about yourself? I am truly sorry
> > if that sounds rude,
> > impolite or even downright crass, but I have been
> > deceived before by
> > inaccurate representations so I prefer someone be
> > upfront and honest on
> > initial contact...
> >
> > I do mergers & acquisitions (corporate finance) for
> > Limited Brands (Bath &
> > Body Works, Victoria's Secret, etc). Enjoy any of
> > our stores/divisions?
> >
> > Do you have any other recent pictures you care to
> > share? I have many others
> > if you care to see them.
> >
> > Regards,
> >
> > John
> > sgnu88 at hot mail
> >
> >
> >
> > ---------------------------------
> >
> >
> >
> > So, I in turn send him a polite "No Thanks" thru the
> > match system which send
> > him the following email:
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Thanks for writing to me, but unfortunately, we're
> > just not a good match.
> > Good luck in your search!
> >
> > Our Portraits didn't match on:
> >
> >
> >
> > Â. Personality
> >
> > ------------------------------
> >
> >
> >
> > To which he replies the following:
> >
> >
> > I think you forgot how this works. You hit on me,
> > and therefore have to
> > impress ME and pass MY criteria and standards - not
> > vice versa. 6 pictures
> > of just your head and your inability to answer a
> > simple question lets me
> > know one thing. You are not in shape. I am a
> > trainer on the side, in fact,
> > I am heading to the gym in 26 minutes!
> >
> >
> >
> > So next time you meet a guy of my caliber, instead
> > of trying to turn it
> > around, just get to the gym! I will even give you
> > one free training
> > session, so you don't blow it with the next 8.9 on
> > Hot or Not, Ivy League
> > grad, Mensa member, can bench/squat/leg press over
> > 1200 lbs., has had lunch
> > with the secretary of defense, has an MBA from the
> > top school in the
> > country, lives in a Buckhead high rise, drives a
> > Beemer convertible, has
> > been in 14 major motion pictures, was in Jezebel's
> > Best dressed, etc. Oh,
> > that is right, there aren't any more of those!
> >
> >
> >
> > Regards,
> >
> >
> > John
> >
> > http://www.johnfitzgeraldpage.com
> >
>
> >
>
>
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10/12/07

Star Wars Trumpet Solo...



recommended by FOT fan "Malibu"...
she especially wants you to check out the scenes where this talented young lady uses her trumpet as a "laser weapon"

she should definitely compete in the miss FOT pageant...