Birth simulator robot

SO-RE-SO-SCA robot

That is "so real so scary" robot. Maybe you've see the first video, they have made upgrades in the firmware as seen in the second video.



Kick that robot again asshole & I'm coming after you.

Tickle me Elmo on fire

hot chicks with robots 2

Bottom right is a Heathkit Hero robot I fondly remember from a Mr. Wizard episode as well as a school field trip to the science museum. Top left are two ripe ones ready for a gas explosion.

All systems F-A-R-T

I've been meaning to post this photo for months for no reason other than it being the best photo ever taken ever. Tonight I watched a beautiful doc called "Home Movie" that actually featured this robot & his creator. This non-automaton is named AROK and there is no mention in the film about this photo, that big bush, nor my love of tan lines.

Asimo

next year he'll be running up to people and farting on their tits in Spanish.

Who wants to build a FOrT?

F.O.R.T. = Fart on robot tits. Much better than the Svedka robot tits I must say.

Ba weep granna weep ninny bom!

Tim and Prime f, originally uploaded by morgan-v.

What do you get the 30 year old birthday boy that has everything? I prefer a grey leather man bag & dinner at the casino myself but check out that birthday cake & check out the smile. Someone's getting FOT tonight!

Cyborgs fo reals.

Wow. Maybe sex with cyborgs will be in our lifetime. Yes I would FOT with her but I would post this even if I wouldn't FOT with the hottie cyborg. I'm in awe. For Sunday balance, after the inspiration of the first video you can laugh at our future overlords in the next.

Optimus Prime Dies of Prostate Cancer