Speaking of House of 1000 Corpses...

Seriously, Mr. Zombie created a masterpiece, now that you mention it. Captain Spaulding? Tiny? Mother Firefly? The Professor? DOCTOR SATAN, anyone? Brilliance.

COFFY (She'll CREAM you...)

this is best movie of all time... seriously... there couldn't possible be a better movie than this... ever...
i demand upon being BURIED with a DVD of this...

THE BADDEST ONE-CHICK HIT SQUAD EVER TO HIT TOWN...