Horse Bangin' Skank

quite possibly the most offensive television commercial of all time?
i LOVE the lyrics...

Skanks-A-Poppin'

Hollywood SKANKS...
i think if you see this flashing before your eyes when you die, you'll know you've arrived in heaven...

THRUST IT, THRUST IT, THRUST IT... (C'mon Thrust It!)

FRIDAY MORNING SHOWGUUUURRRRRRLLLLLSSSSSSSS....

How to pick up men...

Strap on your shoulder-pads, sisters!
You better be ready to grab a jar of man gravy and hit the singles bar...

The Return of VANESSA...

don't worry honey... she's STILL upside-down...

See you at the debates, BITCHES!!!!

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The FOT Awards

i think the awards ceremony should be called "The FOTS"
and perhaps we can get these lovely ladies to appear?

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