This is the best burrito i've ever eaten...

get ready to get really fucking weird... you think this kid has access to mommy and daddy's reefer?

Disturbing Puppets...

Imitation Crab Meat on Craig's List

Fuck 'Em, Suck 'Em Robots

New Star Wars toys

I'm on fire with the lamest postings that can be done.

Holiday Shopping Lineup

I can't wait to be the Uncle that is asked to stop bringing gifts for the children.

Pee and Poopie


Dolly with boy junk



Polldancing!

COME HERE!!!!!!! GET OVER HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i officially just creamed my panties... we are talking a MAJOR PUSSY SPLASH...
seriously... it looks and sounds like someone just dumped and entire venti frappuchino out between my ankles....
i just TOTALLY pre ordered on amazon, at the link above...

Vitrual Lite-Brite... On Your Desktop...

you can make your own mr. burns by clicking the title link...!

Man Takes Off Half His Face

Another toy i didnt have growing up!

I heard Drew Barrymoore had this during E.T> filming

STUPID SPOILED WHORE - VIDEO PLAYSET

where the hell was this when i was a kid??

"let everyone see what a slut you are..."