9/8/07

Are you happy Clark? She's DEAF!!!


Queen Family Truckster!!!!

COME HERE!!!!!!! GET OVER HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



i officially just creamed my panties... we are talking a MAJOR PUSSY SPLASH...
seriously... it looks and sounds like someone just dumped and entire venti frappuchino out between my ankles....
i just TOTALLY pre ordered on amazon, at the link above...

9/6/07

"Don't Laugh At Me..."


i made this with toby and it STOPPED TIME it was sooooooo good...
the video is a little long, but she really walks you through it... and i love the "side bar stories" about her moving to america with a wicker suitcase full of fish sauce... LOL

lao pho

i'm feeling ethnic.. should we have an FOT pho party?

a SLAVE in my OWN CHURCH!

9/5/07

Moustache-wax-to-society.

You're almost there.

9/4/07

Recto-Vaginal Exam

TRULY not for the squeamish....!!!! YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Check your testicles... or SOMEONE ELSES!!!!!


FARTED BY D.C.

fad gadget

i'm having a real fad gadget kind of morning.



I have something to say...

I have something for you to learn. I will now address you, my FOTTERS. My first video lesson in the things that matter to us most. I have something to say. Wisdom to share with you...

9/3/07

The twenty largest tits!

Please prepare ten farts for this.
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a SHADE shady...

i'm serving a little late 90's realness today...
this song SCREAMS Chris Sams doing a little fan dancing at ARENA... :)


NOW
PRANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Manualist - Sweet Child o' Mine



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