Advice Sought on Unrequited Love
Reply to: pers-337955017@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-05-25, 3:15AM EDT
Every single day for the past 78 days, the following ad has appeared in the casual encounters w4m section of craigslist. Do not ask me how I know this.
so moisten can`t wait - w4m
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small smooth asian chick
plug and fill me up with ur massive tool till i scream
contact with ur downstairs photo
Every day for the past 77 days, I have written a cordial note to this delightful asian woman and attached a photo of my basement. I make note that the ad header always says "...can't wait" and yet I have never received a reply. My patience is wearing thin but I hate to let go of a good thing. Any suggestions on how I might generate the interest of my lovely smoothie?
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