Hey, Sugar, Aren't You On TV? And By The Way, That's A Lovely Penis

"Officers also found a sex toy in his boot, and a rope around his neck that was tied around his genitals."

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2008/04/richard_quest_enters_rehab.html

http://gawker.com/382699/cnns-meth+head-has-a-long-history-of-rope-tricks

I find it so comforting to know how many of us respectable folks are los fabulousos on the inside.