STEVEN MEISel inspired by LiLO

the last one was just hot a girl on a man

Traffic Stop Freak Out

ok, it's a little long, but this soliloquy is worth every amazing second!!!!!!
(now about those pills for your dog...)

naomi Campbell having 120 guests for her 19 birthday

this poor interviewer.. just so funny..

Dark Knight interrogation parody

Move over BEAR FORCE ONE

say hello to "Vanity Bear" and their new single "Chubbie Boy"
and no, i'm not kidding... somewhere in the universe of music, some one out there decided that creating bands (and said "singles") who's only credo is that they are overweight, bearded, and love cock, was a good idea?

The $24,000.00 Vagina

Move over Heather Mills...

there's a NEW one legged hooker in town!!!!!!
http://www.nypost.com/seven/08232008/news/regionalnews/one_legged_hooker_slain_125697.htm

CUMbrella

is she fucking kidding?

as reccomended by FOT fan *rdalito!

Flail 'Em, Honey!

Did you know that the Crystal Light National Aerobics Championships are even BETTER than the Olympics? I certainly do now.

AMY FISHER LONG ISLAND LOLITA where is she now!

sex videos>> it starts around 3 min so fast forward>>>

Tranny Cakes

"Cameras ready, prepare to flash"
(flash some TRANNY COCK maybe, but i think you call that a "tootsie roll" when you're talking TRANNY)

GUY BOURDIN>> NOTHING BUT a GENIUS

FOT Wedding of the Year Runner-Up

http://www.gwinnettdailypost.com/ftp/multimedia/waffleweddingx/publish_to_web/

Chainsaw Maid

via AS

Hit Stix

it's love... on WHEELS!!!!!!!!

The inter who shit herself all over 30 rock...

http://gawker.com/5038813/the-story-of-the-pooping-intern
cut and paste this link, and let the hilarity begin...

"Scrappy" Ending???

Guh-Married

THere are times, i know i leaked a Queef...

the juices start to seep...
from such a simple vag...

Popcorn with Chopsticks.

A Song. About Yours Truly.

This is a song, written by a man, celebrating my glorious return.

Emeeeeeeeliooooooo!

You know how everybody's into weirdness nowadays???



You know I've always loved you, Dad. Can I have some dough? Brilliant.

Me and My Rhythm Box

I'm finally back after a gruelling two months. Missed the FOT! Just in the mood for some New Wave.

Annuale. Once a year. Period.

Men who look like old lesbians

Full site here

I am rich>>IPHONE new APP

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH>> SNAKES ON PLANE >>

love the audience .. how you hear them cheer.. i saw this movie. and wow.. hilarious..

Invisibility Cloak (for real)

This goes out to RC, with love. Maybe for your next bday.

WASHINGTON (AP) -- Scientists say they are a step closer to developing materials that could render people and objects invisible.

In this 2003 photo, Tokyo University students use space-age material to make this student appear invisible.

Researchers have demonstrated for the first time they were able to cloak three-dimensional objects using artificially engineered materials that redirect light around the objects.

Previously, they only have been able to cloak very thin two-dimensional objects.

The findings, by scientists at the University of California, Berkeley, are to be released later this week in the journals Nature and Science.

The new work moves scientists a step closer to hiding people and objects from visible light, which could have broad applications, including military ones.

People can see objects because they scatter the light that strikes them, reflecting some of it back to the eye.

Cloaking uses materials, known as metamaterials, to deflect radar, light or other waves around an object.

Metamaterials are mixtures of metal and circuit board materials such as ceramic, Teflon or fibre composite.

they are upgrading my apartment door...

this is the one i requested from management..>>>
What a Crazy Door - The best bloopers are here

WE Saw MAriah Careys Man NICk CAnnon @ 7Eleven in Southampton NY

he was in a baggy seersucker suit and louis vuitton belt.. and patent leather nikes. my fav part was his big black accessory of a muscular MAN>> :) he liked my look.. of course. we missed madonnas party out here in hamptons.. check out nick if u dont know who he is or whis work>>
Nick Cannon Brokeback Mountain - Celebrity bloopers here

HOW Can i TELL?????????

is it a yeast infection? or just pesky demon possession of my junk?
is that discharge? or split pea soup with bacon crumbles?
is that blood? or the cranberry sauce i spilled last Thanksgiving?
is that itching? or a African horsefly colony setting up shop?
HOW can i TELL?????????????

Meanwhile, in the 'BURG

See you at the debates, BITCHES!!!!

See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die

I'm Paris Hilton, and i approve this message

oooh le le la bebe.. dur dur d'etre bebe.>>JORDY>& dancing BABY FROM Which 90s show?>

this song was the song on the radio the first time i ever went to france in like the early 90s... look at the great clothes and interacial couples and all .it means in french..its tough to be a bebe.. ..

speaking of exams...

"everything looks GREAT!"

my boy crush >> RAVISHING RICK RUDE>> HOT HOT HOT!!

i so was outside of wrestlmania V outside MSG waiting to catch a glmipse of this man.. never saw him . :( now i found out he is dead.. of GHB>>
teh original glamour BEARS>> the BUSCHWACKERS>> who was your favs??

ROAR!!DONT YOU WISH YOUR BOYFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE THEM???

i think i see RDeLoser and Tsphincter in there.. why no invite???

penile examination

SUPERHOMOS>>>NOw where been gone d'basket o' goodness??

AMANDA LEAR >> INSPIRATION>>Breathe it in

inspiration actually means from latin breath it in.. ..she is WOW>>>aint she??? happy birthdday RR>>

speaking of childhoods...

when i was 8, i totally wanted to have a butt-bongo-fiesta with "My Buddy"...
i was dying to pull down his overalls and see if he was packing heat?
i wonder if any third grade ladies ever lezzed out with "Kid Sister?"

I DONT WANNA GROW UP!!!!MY CHILDHOOD fav song

just popped in my mind.. do you remember it?? DID YOU SEE URKEL?? i also think my junior high girlfriend MIZuo peck is in it.. she was pocohantas in the recent film a night in musuem>>