4/25/08

Hey, Sugar, Aren't You On TV? And By The Way, That's A Lovely Penis

"Officers also found a sex toy in his boot, and a rope around his neck that was tied around his genitals."

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2008/04/richard_quest_enters_rehab.html

http://gawker.com/382699/cnns-meth+head-has-a-long-history-of-rope-tricks

I find it so comforting to know how many of us respectable folks are los fabulousos on the inside.

4/24/08

FABULOUS...



Britney Spears, we need you back.

Hap-penis

Join our group and you will find
Harmony and peace of mind
Make you better
We’re here to welcome you..

4/17/08

B I N G E & P U R G E

The Fudge Boat


courtesy of the dazzle dancers and MOMMA COMMA

Grand Theft KARL?????



From T Magazine:
We are gagging at T over this image of Karl Lagerfeld as he appears in the new “Grand Theft Auto: Vice CityIV” video game, which is being released on April 29. Lagerfeld, whose character in the game is a DJ (natch!), has expressed an interest in playing a villain next time round. Let’s hope the good people behind GTA greenlight the idea and cast Lagerfeld’s BFF, Stephen Gan, as his evil sidekick and dress his muse, Amanda Harlech, in a catsuit.

4/14/08

Schadenfreude Cabaret



Something's so odd about a happy German (Austrian) family out on a Sunday to watch a horrified man crap himself... "Look honey! He pooped! Awwwww... so cute. Take a picture!"

TMNT!

4/9/08

Penis supremus



DatarockComputer Camp Love

Disney Rejection Letter, 1938

Let me crush your dreams now.

Fuck 'Em, Suck 'Em Robots

4/7/08

How NOT to fart on tits... (Part III)


i'll CEE your Burnt Weenie Sandwich, and raise you one Bee Hive Boobie...
(and some of the worst photoshop of all time...)

4/6/08

Showgirls... THE SITCOM!!!!


god i love showgirls...

NEVER PEE ON AN ELECTRIC FENCE



And if your friend did pee on an electric fence, don't pinch it with metal tweezers.
via

Release The KRAKEN!!!!


i watched this with Mr. Pink this weekend... it's still really cute and fun...
i know the claymation is cornier than MAIZE but it's not too bad considering it's about thirty freaking years old...

4/2/08

Shh... Don't talk...

...Ima lick yo assho'

Where Babies Come From

At least this is what I'm showing my children.

Nazi Wünderwhore Sex Romp with Friends.

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/3003_nazi_orgy.shtml

All of a sudden, I love racing. What an awesome guy!

Spank 'em if you got 'em, no?

PLANET UNICORN!

The Drummer is amazing.



The subtle awesomeness is overwhelming.