Year in Review

Sniff Em REAL GOOD!!!!

I Missed Me Some Crazy Koo Koo Pants Courtney

Whore, Whore Whore

SLUTS IN THE CITY

Bad Kiwi Santas in drunken rampage

Bad Kiwi Santas in drunken rampage

* Story Highlights
* Swearing drunk Santas frighten customers and damage property
* Group did lightning 20-second raid on Hoyts Cinema complex in Christchurch
* They ripped down posters and knocked over cardboard figures
* Next Article in World »

WELLINGTON, New Zealand (AP) -- A gang of about 50 apparently drunken Santas invaded a New Zealand cinema complex at the weekend -- frightening customers, damaging property and swearing, the cinema's manager said Monday.

Thought by police to be university students dressed in Santa suits, the group did a lightning 20-second raid on Hoyts Cinema complex in the South Island city of Christchurch on Saturday, manager Derek Rive said.

"As they ran through the complex they wrecked everything they could, the Christmas tree -- they bowled everything over ... (they were) just absolute fools," he told The Associated Press.

He said the "hooligans" abused patrons, chanted obscenities, ripped down posters and knocked over cardboard figures advertising films.

IT'S A WONDERFUL LOHAN

click the above link to spend yet ANOTHER christmas with the LOHANS...

REFORM SCHOOL GIRLS!!!!!

and i just watched this version . LOVED IT!!

The Phone Call

Job Opportunity: Web Producer

wow, is this the first job posting on FOT?? This is some hot career realness.
Contact me directly if interested.

http://www.careerbuilder.com/JobSeeker/Jobs/JobDetails.aspx?dv=dv&APath=2.21.0.0.0&sfascc=nielsen&IPath=QHKGCV&sname=&jrdid=&lpage=3&job_did=J3I37F6C3QL8QD7V2ZL&ff=21&jobcount=51&strcrit=QID%3dA3850809828378%3bst%3da%3buse%3dALL%3brawWords%3dnielsen%3bCTY%3dNew+York%3bSID%3dNY%3bCID%3dUS%3bENR%3dNO%3bDTP%3dDRNS%3bYDI%3dYES%3bIND%3dALL%3bPDQ%3dAll%3bJN%3dAll%3bPOY%3dNO%3bETD%3dALL%3bMGT%3dDC%3bSUP%3dDC%3bFRE%3d30%3bQS%3dsid_unknown%3bSS%3dNO%3bTITL%3d0%3bJQT%3dRAD%3bJDV%3dFalse&cbRecursionCnt=2&cbsid=977be3dd6aa34bbfa871de260d07ffc3-251467059-WR-2

i always french random dudes at the Bedford L station

and i love running around the city looking for other dudes to make out with while wearing a tuxedo...

shake the bear

i can't believe i'm posting this

http://www.shakethatbear.com/

Speaking of Anal(d)og...

speaking of ANALOG...

honey... this is some SERIOUS ANALOG REALNESS...

Analog dance music

I mean I can't help but be impressed by these silly swedes...makes me want to go into the studio right now.

Spank Rock - bangers & cash

Suddenly... I'm Not Half The Woman I Used To Be...

LIBERACE TOILET WAS FOUND IN CAVE!!

I SO SO SO WANT THIS!

XXXmas with Inga

Won'tcha won'tcha cum with me, let me see your Christmas tree...

All the ladies on the floor, Santa's here to give some more...

take a chance on me...

i'm having a huge abba drag day...

Smell Yo Dick

This is really too wonderful from the dirty rapper Riskay. Available here

A Holiday Classic...

You're my favorite uncle, Bill.

I HATE YOOOOOOOU

this is from L__ and T_r_n (to protect the innocent) YOOOOOUUUUU

Shock Corridor

A great noir set in an insane asylum.

MGMT For IHIHIHIHIHIH

And they pull it off live - Love john

MGMT>>my new fav band

the young boy (22) who i m sorta seeing well he brought this badn to my attention they just graduated and well they are fun fun fun . and yes they are called management from the BKLYN

These are holding the top spot on my Christmas list!!

GORGEOUS!!!

G is Gay. Gay Gay Gay.

Shit, if we're reposting stuff now, then I'm putting up more from the Forbidden Zone. Can I get a what what?

New Star Wars toys

I'm on fire with the lamest postings that can be done.

Commodore 64 love

I didn't have a commodore 64 but this photo essay on CNN is sweeeeeet.

Just blousing

Here's the Christmas flix that gets me gushing more than season one of Alley McBeal.

I always get nostalgic for this around the Holidays

I mean I think this movie dictated my life. I even truly dig this tune, and want to dance with my hands above head with Starr...so hot. I mean I haven't seen anything as remotely cool as this pier party, EVER, it's impossible to top...

Weng Weng

An inspiring tribute to the biggest star of the Philippines.



Weng Weng (September 7, 1957 — August 29, 1992) was a Filipino actor and martial artist. He was born in Baclaran, in what is now Parañaque City.[3] Only 2 foot, 9 inches (83 cm) tall, he is listed in the Guinness World Records as the shortest adult actor in a leading role. He played Secret Agent 00 in "For Y’ur Height Only," "The Impossible Kid," and "D’Wild Wild Weng".

The original Guitar Hero

Painful early performance by Jack Nicholson as "Stoney", in the 1968 Dick Clark produced "psychedelic" anti-drug b-movie "Psych-0ut". See if you can recognize the music!



1968 Trailer:

here we go again...

every year i watch this fucking christmas special, and literally every year, i'm totally soaked in tears from beginning to end... seriously... i can't help it... i have no idea why... but i literally cry from the opening note to the end... just ask mr. pink... it's true...! (how embarrassing...)
i can't even hear the music from this thing in public or i INSTANTLY start tearing... it's pretty hysterical...
i don't even like talking about it, because i'll totally start crying...

The Wii gets more immersive technology...

a new & improved Feel-a-Rama.

sandwich gone bad...

Wal-Mart Masturbator Cleans Up In Aisle 8

Lite brite boobs

Meanwhile, In the Metro

is it just me... or does everyone else miss the presence of one MR. HEATH...????
where the hell is she lately?
in the meantime, enjoy this photo...

The Hottest Disco Aerobics EVER... (Like, for totals Bra...!)

if this doesn't give you a total thursday morning pussy-splash, nothing will...

Dylan seals uber-douche award?

A 10% off holiday sale on the Bob Dylan e-store site with a banner ad for live-nation (Clear Channel?) prominently featuring titties. That makes the Caddilac ads look tasteful. That's like opening a Hooters inside of a Starbucks. That's Bob Dylan, FOT UberDouche of 2007!

Bag rage

Add this to the "i can't believe we haven't posted this yet" category. A classic and unbelievably funny... not staged, although RC may challenge me on that.

R Kelly's Trapped in the Closet (part 1 & 2)

Why haven't we posted these before? Has anyone watched all 22? episodes?

http://www.ifc.com/static/sections/kelly/trapped.html (best quality here)

Speeding

Anal Is The New Abstinence

monday afternoon snoop

Warm yourself on the first cold snowy sunday night

Damn, them Nazis could swing!