12/22/09
12/21/09
12/8/09
11/30/09
11/26/09
11/23/09
11/17/09
This is the best burrito i've ever eaten...
get ready to get really fucking weird... you think this kid has access to mommy and daddy's reefer?
11/13/09
11/8/09
Animated coffee mug?
When you upload an animated gif to photobucket, the products for sale become pretty technologically advanced...
http://media.photobucket.com/image/afrofuturism/undercoverfatkid/afro-future-hair-loop.gif?o=1<br>
http://media.photobucket.com/image/afrofuturism/undercoverfatkid/afro-future-hair-loop.gif?o=1<br>
11/3/09
10/21/09
10/11/09
10/8/09
10/6/09
10/2/09
9/24/09
9/21/09
9/19/09
9/18/09
9/16/09
Skanks-A-Poppin'
Hollywood SKANKS...
i think if you see this flashing before your eyes when you die, you'll know you've arrived in heaven...
9/7/09
9/5/09
9/1/09
8/28/09
I got me a new mother fuckin' bicycle.
I think that I forgot to mention that to you.
Sounds like a job for Captain Banana Split!
Sounds like a job for Captain Banana Split!
8/11/09
8/9/09
8/1/09
7/31/09
embarassing hipster hop
opposite of the opposite of ironically trying too hard
[edit: here is a reupload]
[edit: here is a reupload]
7/30/09
7/24/09
7/23/09
7/20/09
7/14/09
7/10/09
7/1/09
6/26/09
6/25/09
6/24/09
6/23/09
6/21/09
6/19/09
CUMfort Wipe...
for all you GERM-O-PHOBES out there...
or those of you who are too freaked out to touch parts of your own body (or something you ate 12 hours earlier?)
THRUST IT, THRUST IT, THRUST IT... (C'mon Thrust It!)
FRIDAY MORNING SHOWGUUUURRRRRRLLLLLSSSSSSSS....
6/15/09
6/10/09
6/4/09
6/3/09
5/31/09
French Ashton Kutcher better than our Ashton Kutcher
5/30/09
The Jungle is Obscene by Werner Herzog
excerpts from Werner Herzog's diary during the making of "Fitzcarraldo", the book comes out June 30th.
CAMISEA, JUNE 4
The camp is silent with resignation; only the turkey
is making a racket. It attacked me, overestimating
its own strength, and I quickly grabbed its neck,
which squirmed and tried to swallow, slapped him
left-right with the casual elegance of the arrogant
cavaliers I had seen in French Three Musketeers
films who go on to prettily cross swords, and then
let the vain albino go. His feelings hurt, he trotted
away, wiggling his rump but with his wings
still spread in conceited display. On a sandbank by
the Pongo that the river had uncovered, a petrified
turtle was found, but it must be so immensely
large and heavy that it is impossible to transport.
CAMISEA, JUNE 4
The camp is silent with resignation; only the turkey
is making a racket. It attacked me, overestimating
its own strength, and I quickly grabbed its neck,
which squirmed and tried to swallow, slapped him
left-right with the casual elegance of the arrogant
cavaliers I had seen in French Three Musketeers
films who go on to prettily cross swords, and then
let the vain albino go. His feelings hurt, he trotted
away, wiggling his rump but with his wings
still spread in conceited display. On a sandbank by
the Pongo that the river had uncovered, a petrified
turtle was found, but it must be so immensely
large and heavy that it is impossible to transport.
5/29/09
5/27/09
5/22/09
5/19/09
5/14/09
5/13/09
5/10/09
Best Correspondent's Dinner Speech Since Colbert Rocked the House.
Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy
5/4/09
4/30/09
4/24/09
4/23/09
4/21/09
Rock me tonite
pardon if this is a repost, but it's that good and been a while since we had a good old fashioned inadvertently gay early 80's music video.
4/20/09
4/19/09
4/17/09
4/15/09
We didn't start the flame wars
I can imagine a FOT rated version of this that would be a little less cutesy, but it has it's moments.
4/14/09
Lindsay Lohan's E-Harmony video...
i thought they didn't allow homosexuals to look for love on e-harmony?
4/11/09
conservatives into tea bagging
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4/10/09
4/8/09
4/6/09
stripper has got moves.. i saw Tara Try and do this once
I JUSt saw the movie the wrestler and wow . i mean MS TOMEIS BODY WAS KILLER IN that film .. her nipples were so erect and well wow so i m just seeing what people are doing on poles now a days.. enjoy the few..
4/4/09
some crazy and totally gross shit here .. and a sad one
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4/3/09
manualist plays a-ha - take on me- on his hands!
i didnt know there was such a title as manualist>> wow.. he has an assortment of songs he plays with his hands from guns n roses to Europe. he was on jimmy kimmel.
4/1/09
Star Trek Porn
cut and paste this link to see just how XXX it gets in "deep" space!
http://www.buzzfeed.com/scott/star-trek-vs-star-trek-porn
3/30/09
3/28/09
3/27/09
3/26/09
3/24/09
3/23/09
3/22/09
3/20/09
3/17/09
3/14/09
human tree man>
The growths are said to be from the Human papilloma (pap-uh-LO-mah) Virus or HPV. His immune system was unable to stave off normal symptoms of the virus, which caused the growths to spread and deform.
Modern Toilet Restaurant.
"Customers sit on toilets, eat from sinks, drink from urinal shaped cups and dry their hands on conveniently placed toilet rolls"
Oh man oh man. I wanna go to Taipei and eat at Modern Toilet! Anyone else for a FOT trip to Taiwan?
Check out http://tinyurl.com/bhlwq7
Oh man oh man. I wanna go to Taipei and eat at Modern Toilet! Anyone else for a FOT trip to Taiwan?
Check out http://tinyurl.com/bhlwq7
3/13/09
3/11/09
3/10/09
Michael Jackson's creepy poem
Children of the world, we'll do it
We'll meet on endless shores
Making sandcastles and floating our boats
While people fight and defend their point of view
Forever putting on masks that are new
We'll swing the tide of time and do it.
Children of the world, we'll do it
With song and dance and innocent bliss
And the soft caress of a loving kiss
We'll do it.
While traders trade and haggle their price
And politicians try so hard to be nice
We'll meet on endless shores and floating our boats
We'll do it.
While lawyers argue and doctors treat
Stockbrokers quote the price on meat
While preachers preach and ring the bell
Carpetbaggers with something to sell
We'll sing and dance in innocent bliss
With the soft caress of a loving kiss
We'll do it.
Meeting on endless shores
Making sandcastles and floating our boats
We'll do it.
We'll ride the rainbow, a cloud, a storm
Flying in the wind, we'll change our form
We'll reach the stars, embrace the moon
We'll break the barrier and be there soon
While architects plan their buildings high
And trade unions raise their hue and cry
While boardroom squabbles generate heat
And in secret places dealers meet
We'll sing and dance in innocent bliss
And the soft caress of a loving kiss
We'll do it.
While philosophers grapple and continue to tackle
Endless dilemmas of body and mind
Physicists wander, continue to ponder
Perennial questions of space and time
Archeologists survey, continue to dig
Bygone treasures small and big
Psychologists probe, analyze the tears
Of hysterical notions, phobias, fears
While priests take confessions
In a serious session
And people struggle
In the hustle and bustle
In the noise and din
On the meaning of sin
We'll touch the stars, embrace the moon
Break the barrier, arrive there soon
Ride the rainbow, the cloud, the storm
Flying in the wind, changing our form
Children of the world, we'll do it
With song and dance and innocent bliss
The soft caress of a loving kiss
We'll do it.
Michael Jackson
3/9/09
3/3/09
2/24/09
Blow Party for iPhone
Up to eight players can see who can do blow the longest. Uses the microphone to time your blowing or sucking or snorting sounds. Price dropped this morning from $0.99 to free. Grab it while you can.
(I downloaded it this morning, at the moment iTunes says it's not available, thn it came up on one search as blow contest. Did it Apple unapprove it?)
(I downloaded it this morning, at the moment iTunes says it's not available, thn it came up on one search as blow contest. Did it Apple unapprove it?)
2/14/09
this is the facebook group die hipster die
You probably shouldn't join the group if you adhere to the following....otherwise you'd be a hypocrite, which is number 14 on the list.
Requirements to be a Hipster:
1. Your idea of "vintage" costs over 50 dollars and most likely was not bought thrift.
2. Chuck Palahniuk is the voice of your generation. Jack Kerouac just speaks to your soul.
3. Your idea of poetry is something written in a moving car.
4. Bangs swept across the eyes are a must for that "mysterious" look.
5. Never leave home without your skinny jeans. Especially if you're a man.
6. When in doubt, wear plaid.
7. You appropriate religious symbols in your everyday fashion.
8. You love foreign films, you just can't pronounce the titles.
9. Audrey Hepburn, Marilyn Monroe, and James Dean are idols....even if you haven't seen their films.
10. You're a creative writing major who can't creatively write.
11. Good music is always found in SPIN magazine.
12. Leggings.
13. Skirts over jeans, cause that's the shit.
14. You are hypocritical about your past, tastes, etc.
15. You measure the depth of your soul by the thickness of the frames on your non-prescription glasses.
16. You've most likely never been to a real concert, or even seen a true "indie" band.
17. You're banking on your parents paying to have the holes in your gauged ears fixed when you get bored.
18. You systematically rip off other's styles - because that makes you "original."
19. Wes Andersen is a God - Zach Braff is Jesus, and Sofia Coppala is the Mary to complete the "genius" film trinity.
20. You're totally into "old school" music.
21. Swaying: it's like ballroom for hipsters.
22. You wear things cool people wore 10 years ago....and paid less for.
23. You use words like vacuous, but you can't spell them.
25. Late night coffee runs .......POWERFUL.
26. You think even though you adhere to all the things on this list, you're still not a hipster.
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Requirements to be a Hipster:
1. Your idea of "vintage" costs over 50 dollars and most likely was not bought thrift.
2. Chuck Palahniuk is the voice of your generation. Jack Kerouac just speaks to your soul.
3. Your idea of poetry is something written in a moving car.
4. Bangs swept across the eyes are a must for that "mysterious" look.
5. Never leave home without your skinny jeans. Especially if you're a man.
6. When in doubt, wear plaid.
7. You appropriate religious symbols in your everyday fashion.
8. You love foreign films, you just can't pronounce the titles.
9. Audrey Hepburn, Marilyn Monroe, and James Dean are idols....even if you haven't seen their films.
10. You're a creative writing major who can't creatively write.
11. Good music is always found in SPIN magazine.
12. Leggings.
13. Skirts over jeans, cause that's the shit.
14. You are hypocritical about your past, tastes, etc.
15. You measure the depth of your soul by the thickness of the frames on your non-prescription glasses.
16. You've most likely never been to a real concert, or even seen a true "indie" band.
17. You're banking on your parents paying to have the holes in your gauged ears fixed when you get bored.
18. You systematically rip off other's styles - because that makes you "original."
19. Wes Andersen is a God - Zach Braff is Jesus, and Sofia Coppala is the Mary to complete the "genius" film trinity.
20. You're totally into "old school" music.
21. Swaying: it's like ballroom for hipsters.
22. You wear things cool people wore 10 years ago....and paid less for.
23. You use words like vacuous, but you can't spell them.
25. Late night coffee runs .......POWERFUL.
26. You think even though you adhere to all the things on this list, you're still not a hipster.
Contact Info
2/12/09
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2/7/09
2/6/09
2/4/09
KIDS INCorporated>> "WARRIOR" K>I>D>S> INCoprorated
i watched this on the big tele of my rich neighbors home and was like WOW>>>> A great cover of Scandal featuring Patty Smyth's smash hit from 1984 with the wonderful vocal talents of Gloria (Martika Marrero). This was from the KIDS Incorporated episode "The Painter" from Season 1.
Computer Technology...
i totally remember this bullshit commercial being on tv like 100 times a day when i was a kid...
get a load of their "computers"
get a load of their "computers"
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