8/31/07
Let's Celebrate!!!!
now that Julius is back open... we should go there and have a big glass of champagne... perhaps our good friends "oooh!" or "yikes" will be so kind as to serve said champagne in a similar fashion?
we should only BE SO LUCKY!!!!!!!!!!
who amoung you, fart on tits bloggers, would be "man" enough as to have enough anal wind to cover these massive tits????
we should only BE SO LUCKY!!!!!!!!!!
who amoung you, fart on tits bloggers, would be "man" enough as to have enough anal wind to cover these massive tits????
8/30/07
Larry Craig admits he's gay (after a few edits)
but seriously, he's not gay just an old dirty pervert.
where we diverge.
If you've been keeping track on our musical tastes here on FOT then you know that Man or Astroman is where "Rc."(me) & "Gi-men-ez to society" meet. Well this post is where we diverge. I've been wanting to post this after regretting that robot beer ad from a few days ago. That was lame cause that model soooo couldn't do this...
[embedded video, click the link for the original QT]
[embedded video, click the link for the original QT]
8/29/07
THE LEGENDS
have i mentioned lately that i'm completely obsessed with THE LEGENDS...
Swedish Band... they open up for THE RADIO DEPT. (another fave...)
click on the title link to download 4 of the best songs i ever heard... (FOR FREE OF COURSE)
"Play it for today" is on some HEAVY repeat!!!
Swedish Band... they open up for THE RADIO DEPT. (another fave...)
click on the title link to download 4 of the best songs i ever heard... (FOR FREE OF COURSE)
"Play it for today" is on some HEAVY repeat!!!
PRINCE!
In Honor of last night's movie, which was amazing. Audience participation, weeping, praising and lifting hands to the sky, and of course lighter and cellphones waving in the air. I had the absolute best time. CR brought a 30 pack white castle crave case...he's like "No, this is not a laptop, it's 30 hamburgers."
Here is his 2 part performance from the superbowl in April. My man still has it, hard, and in the rain. You have to watch them both, part II will blow you away.
Prince Superbowl Halftime Show 04.02.2007 part.1
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Here is his 2 part performance from the superbowl in April. My man still has it, hard, and in the rain. You have to watch them both, part II will blow you away.
Prince Superbowl Halftime Show 04.02.2007 part.1
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Journey's Separate Ways
this one goes out to TD, even though she missed the boat on the Purple Wonder.
8/28/07
LA ISLA DE GILLIGAN 4 Halloween
So i have begun to think of halloween ideas this year and i thought what about the mexican version of giligans island where
gilligan would be BPBP>>
skipper -IHIH
mr howell- CRCR
MS HOWELL- TDTD
GINGER- ANAN(LEXY)
PROFESSOR- JGJG
MARYANN- AHAH
this is labor day inspiration .. where can we do this??
8/27/07
I love Georgia!
Friends of mine, brother & sister get a fucking rad tattoo. That's like the map of Long Island tattooed across me, my sister & my brother's back. North Hampton we put on the dog. But why doesn't theirs have the roads?
That's some RACIST ASS CANDY!!!!
i guess the LITERAL translation of the name of this candy is "little congo people" as in indigenous small african peoples from the CONGO... dang... that is some RACIST ASS CANDY!!!!
Who wants to build a FOrT?
F.O.R.T. = Fart on robot tits. Much better than the Svedka robot tits I must say.
Introducing the new iBeat Blaxx MP3 player
Introducing iBeat Blaxx. Be sure to read the response from the manufacturer. Surprisingly, they don't condone violence & racism.
Update: Here's the original letter from my heroes at Gizmodo!
Update: Here's the original letter from my heroes at Gizmodo!
Those Chinese
I heard from a friend who is in Shanghi that in China the "inside joke" of YouTube is to have someone is the background doing really ... well, nothing. Here's a couple examples. Pretty funny.
500 farts on 1000 tits...
Can you believe this is the 500th post on FART ON TITS???
yes kids, it's true... 500 moist and meaty farts have blown through the branches of this sacred website, and landed on some of the softest, most supple tits on the internet...
KEEP ON FARTIN'
when it's 1000 posts we need to have like a fucking EVENT at Daddy's...
8/26/07
8/25/07
Sexist monkey misery for Kenyan women villagers
Click the title link to read about those oh so naughty monkeys!!!!!!
8/24/07
Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva - President of Brazil
i guess this things really are hotter in Brazil...
i mean, in a manner of speaking, this is the "hottest" guy i've ever seen...
(temperature-wise that is)
British dwarf's penis gets stuck to hoover
EDINBURGH (AFP) - A dwarf performer at the Edinburgh fringe festival had to be rushed to hospital after his penis got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that went horribly awry.
Daniel Blackner, or "Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf", was due to perform at the Circus of Horrors at the festival known for its oddball, offbeat performances.
The main part of his act saw him appear on stage with a vacuum cleaner attached to his member through a special attachment.
The attachment broke before the performance and Blackner tried to fix it using extra-strong glue, but unfortunately only let it dry for 20 seconds instead of the 20 minutes required.
He then joined it directly to his organ. The end result? A solid attachment, laughter, mortification and ... hospitalisation.
"It was the most embarrassing moment of my life when I got wheeled into a packed AE with a vacuum attached to me," Blackner said.
"I just wished the ground could swallow me up. Luckily, they saw me quickly so the embarrassment was short-lived."
Daniel Blackner, or "Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf", was due to perform at the Circus of Horrors at the festival known for its oddball, offbeat performances.
The main part of his act saw him appear on stage with a vacuum cleaner attached to his member through a special attachment.
The attachment broke before the performance and Blackner tried to fix it using extra-strong glue, but unfortunately only let it dry for 20 seconds instead of the 20 minutes required.
He then joined it directly to his organ. The end result? A solid attachment, laughter, mortification and ... hospitalisation.
"It was the most embarrassing moment of my life when I got wheeled into a packed AE with a vacuum attached to me," Blackner said.
"I just wished the ground could swallow me up. Luckily, they saw me quickly so the embarrassment was short-lived."
8/23/07
DJ Plants y Junk, Brooklyn, R-Bar, Saturday
From DJ Plants y junk... 'NOTHER FOT OUTING... remember we're on the buddy system.
Hey guys,
For all of you who made it out to the last party we had at R Bar in
July, thanks, it was fun to play our insane Mix CD for you guys.
This Saturday the 25th were are having another party at R Bar in
Willaimsburg.
No CD release party this time, but it will be the birthday party for
our good friend Nico AKA "DJ Tiny Little Balls of Hair". Anwar and
myself AKA "Dj Plants y Junk" will be Djing all kinds of danceable
songs as well!
It will go till the bar closes and its gonna be fun, so come thru
this Saturday.
See you then.
Love Elliott G
Saturday, August 25th 10-4am
R Bar / Corner of Graham Ave + Meeker Ave, under the BQE in WIlliamsburg
Subway: L Train to Graham Ave
Vitrual Lite-Brite... On Your Desktop...
you can make your own mr. burns by clicking the title link...!
8/22/07
8/20/07
8/19/07
Calamine lotion from a pinata.
My secret video game obsession has been this virtual gardening game that should be for little girls. Turns out it had a really rad TV spot.
You - Are - A - Fooking - Cunt !
click the title link for one of my favourite musical instuments...
did i already post this???
8/18/07
8/17/07
FLASH MOUNTAIN
Click Title link to check out the lovely ladies (and maybe an occasional tranny?) of FLASH MOUNTAIN...
8/16/07
8/15/07
WEST COAST WHITES RespOnse Tea PArty
this is from the marketers of smirnoff to promote some new drink they have .. HILARIOUS!
I love COffee commercials yet Hate Coffee
and mrs garrett but i couldnt FIND
what was his name?? JJJJJEEEEEEAAANNNNN LUC
BEER, Straight from the (anal) tap...
courtesy of the DIRTY SANCHEZ boys...
FAIR WARNING: this is NOT for the faint of heart or weak of stomach...
8/14/07
ROBYN BYRD of the WEst Without NAken PEOPLE
this is the most popular public access show of Los angeles
Dancing Queen
Francine Dancer
By DAN KAPELOVITZ
Wednesday, April 19, 2006 - 3:00 pm
Photo by Kevin Scanlon
Photo by Kevin Scanlon
Francine Dancer can’t go anywhere in Los Angeles without being recognized. But her fans are often shocked to see her rolling through the city in a wheelchair, propelling herself Flintstones-style with her feet. They’re shocked because on her top-rated cable-access show The Francine Dancer Variety Show, Ms. Dancer, as her name suggests, gyrates nonstop for 30 minutes. Due to a back injury caused by an abusive boyfriend, Dancer has difficulty walking. But when the cameras roll, she forgets the pain and gives it her all.
“I didn’t try to have the number-one public-access show,” she says modestly. “It just happened by mistake.”
Throughout the course of each episode, Dancer performs a PG-13 striptease. She often begins her show wearing a tube top; suddenly, her top becomes her miniskirt; and finally, she removes the tube-top mini completely to reveal a metallic spandex bikini. Dancer may not be the typical 20-something stripper with a gym-rat body, but that’s much of her appeal.
The blond go-go dancer moved to Los Angeles from Chicago in 1979. She sent her résumé to all 52 agents in a Hollywood phone book and received two responses: One agent told her she had the worst résumé he’d ever seen, but the other one found her jobs as a bikini dancer. When bikini clubs went topless, Dancer refused to work nude. She had no job and, worse, no outlet for her creativity.
Then, one fateful day at Venice Beach, Dancer met street performers/public-access veterans Elton and Betty White. The duo inspired Francine to produce her own show. The rest is cable-access TV history.
While she makes no money from her show, viewers sometimes hire her for dancing gigs. Dancer doesn’t just dance; she also sings original compositions, her most famous being “Pizza Box,” which is about, well, a pizza box. (Check it out at www.myspace/francined.) Francine also “plays” guitar, but has trouble forming chords with her extra-long press-on nails. Her music makes the Shaggs seem tighter than Van Halen.
IS THAT MARK RUBENSTEIN?????
Dancing Queen
Francine Dancer
By DAN KAPELOVITZ
Wednesday, April 19, 2006 - 3:00 pm
Photo by Kevin Scanlon
Photo by Kevin Scanlon
Francine Dancer can’t go anywhere in Los Angeles without being recognized. But her fans are often shocked to see her rolling through the city in a wheelchair, propelling herself Flintstones-style with her feet. They’re shocked because on her top-rated cable-access show The Francine Dancer Variety Show, Ms. Dancer, as her name suggests, gyrates nonstop for 30 minutes. Due to a back injury caused by an abusive boyfriend, Dancer has difficulty walking. But when the cameras roll, she forgets the pain and gives it her all.
“I didn’t try to have the number-one public-access show,” she says modestly. “It just happened by mistake.”
Throughout the course of each episode, Dancer performs a PG-13 striptease. She often begins her show wearing a tube top; suddenly, her top becomes her miniskirt; and finally, she removes the tube-top mini completely to reveal a metallic spandex bikini. Dancer may not be the typical 20-something stripper with a gym-rat body, but that’s much of her appeal.
The blond go-go dancer moved to Los Angeles from Chicago in 1979. She sent her résumé to all 52 agents in a Hollywood phone book and received two responses: One agent told her she had the worst résumé he’d ever seen, but the other one found her jobs as a bikini dancer. When bikini clubs went topless, Dancer refused to work nude. She had no job and, worse, no outlet for her creativity.
Then, one fateful day at Venice Beach, Dancer met street performers/public-access veterans Elton and Betty White. The duo inspired Francine to produce her own show. The rest is cable-access TV history.
While she makes no money from her show, viewers sometimes hire her for dancing gigs. Dancer doesn’t just dance; she also sings original compositions, her most famous being “Pizza Box,” which is about, well, a pizza box. (Check it out at www.myspace/francined.) Francine also “plays” guitar, but has trouble forming chords with her extra-long press-on nails. Her music makes the Shaggs seem tighter than Van Halen.
IS THAT MARK RUBENSTEIN?????
DAMN this CRACK IS WACK!!
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Published August 11, 2007 07:53 pm - By CINDY BISHOP
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ROCHELLE — Do drug dealers issue gift cards if their buyers aren’t satisfied with the product?
Woman calls cops after buying “fake” cocaine
By CINDY BISHOP
cindy.bishop@gaflnews.com
ROCHELLE — Do drug dealers issue gift cards if their buyers aren’t satisfied with the product?
Apparently a Rochelle woman thought so when she called the local police to help “get her money back” after she was unhappy with the crack cocaine she had bought Thursday night.
Juanita Marie Jones, 53, of 957 Gordon St. called Rochelle Police late Thursday night after she purchased what she thought was a $20 piece of crack cocaine, she said.
She told officers she broke the rock into three pieces and smoked one, only to discover the rock was “fake.” She told Officer Joel Quinn and Deputy John Shedd of the Wilcox County Sheriff’s Office that she wanted them to get her money back.
Jones took the officers into her kitchen and showed them the alleged “fake” rock at which time they arrested her on charges of possession of cocaine.
She was taken to the Rochelle Police Department where she is awaiting a bond hearing.
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Published August 11, 2007 07:53 pm - By CINDY BISHOP
cindy.bishop@gaflnews.com
ROCHELLE — Do drug dealers issue gift cards if their buyers aren’t satisfied with the product?
Woman calls cops after buying “fake” cocaine
By CINDY BISHOP
cindy.bishop@gaflnews.com
ROCHELLE — Do drug dealers issue gift cards if their buyers aren’t satisfied with the product?
Apparently a Rochelle woman thought so when she called the local police to help “get her money back” after she was unhappy with the crack cocaine she had bought Thursday night.
Juanita Marie Jones, 53, of 957 Gordon St. called Rochelle Police late Thursday night after she purchased what she thought was a $20 piece of crack cocaine, she said.
She told officers she broke the rock into three pieces and smoked one, only to discover the rock was “fake.” She told Officer Joel Quinn and Deputy John Shedd of the Wilcox County Sheriff’s Office that she wanted them to get her money back.
Jones took the officers into her kitchen and showed them the alleged “fake” rock at which time they arrested her on charges of possession of cocaine.
She was taken to the Rochelle Police Department where she is awaiting a bond hearing.
8/13/07
Morning Lecture: Penis Power
God Bless public access television.
Sorry this is so long but we all need to understand what this woman is trying to say.
Some lessons discussed include:
- If you really want to earn your man, you need to learn your man.
- Some women are hooked on coming.
- Shrimp dinner at Long John Silver's cost $2.99.
- Men who offer you "a side of penis" don't respect you.
- Don't let every man hit the bottom of your vagina and work that middle.
- Some women's mind ain't good because the penis done ejaculate all in her brain.
- Some men screw women into submission by using the penis as a weapon to break her ass down.
Visit Alexyss at her website:
http://www.alexyssktylorvaginapower.com/
Sorry this is so long but we all need to understand what this woman is trying to say.
Some lessons discussed include:
- If you really want to earn your man, you need to learn your man.
- Some women are hooked on coming.
- Shrimp dinner at Long John Silver's cost $2.99.
- Men who offer you "a side of penis" don't respect you.
- Don't let every man hit the bottom of your vagina and work that middle.
- Some women's mind ain't good because the penis done ejaculate all in her brain.
- Some men screw women into submission by using the penis as a weapon to break her ass down.
Visit Alexyss at her website:
http://www.alexyssktylorvaginapower.com/
8/12/07
8/11/07
8/10/07
8/9/07
We Have The Technology...
maybe i'm a total old lady? but man i used to totally squirt tuna juice across the room when this opening sequence came on TV...
8/8/07
You CAN get pink eye this way
repost from a few days ago now with a working video.
one lucky contestant gets a face full at the end
one lucky contestant gets a face full at the end
Die Doraus & Die Marinas - "Fred vom Jupiter"
Okay, this is my last european music video for the next few days. I couldn't resist this one.
I will think of you as I throw up into the toilet.
That... that was my birthday.
(you can skip the first two minutes, or not.)
(you can skip the first two minutes, or not.)
8/7/07
HAve you ever wanted that not so Fresh Smell ALL OVER YOU??
OOOH i cant wait for the next scent... REAR!
8/6/07
Explosive Performance
Something tells me this couldn't happen today on a talk show with a live audience
8/5/07
Place our HTML banner...
Here's some fart-age technology. Place our animated headline banner anywhere HTML goes. Now you can show off what you fart on in your free time by placing it in emails, on myspace & iPhones everywhere.
8/4/07
Saturday night.
You, our dear reader, it's Saturday night & I wish you a whole lotta this...
Then more.
Via Destructoid.
Then more.
Via Destructoid.
8/3/07
8/2/07
The Ten Movie opens Tomorrow
A friend of mine, er, ours, who used to be on MTV's The State has a cameo in The Ten Movie which opens Friday. It's from the State guys and the director of Wet Hot American Summer and should be just as funny.
The Ten Movie Trailer page
Golden Gals Gone Wild Gallery August 11 in LA
Apparently there is going to be an art show in LA on August 11th with artists' pieces of Golden Girls in the nude. Praise the lord, it's finally happnening!!
Check out the myspace page
DIARY OF A HIP HOP GUTTER SKANK!!
The bitch is back and this time she's naming names and taking no prisoners, so sad. That said, I can't wait to get her book lol. Who is this ho you ask?
Karrine Steffans (August 24, 1978) is a former hip hop music video performer and actress. She is the author of Confessions of a Video Vixen, her 2005 memoir about her life in the commercial hip hop world, which was controversial for its graphic descriptions of her sexual liaisons with numerous major stars.
Since publishing her memoir, Steffens was linked with comedian and talk show host Bill Maher of Real Time with Bill Maher. That relationship apparently ended as of August 2006, as it was reported she was with Bobby Brown after he separated from Whitney Houston . Steffans's second book entitled "Vixen Diaries" will drop on September 25, 2007.
You gotta love a bitch not afraid to admit she's really a human cum depisitory receptacle, you better work it whore! ... and keep them cumming if you know what I mean.
Here are some pearls of wisdom from the tattletale superwhore:
ON FUCKING USHER: It was fucking horrible and on top of that it was smelling back there. This man is not packing, his cock is way small and he was having a hard time trying to find my hole. Then ol’ boy did something out of this world, he yelled out something Haitian and some big ugly black man came out and walked over to Usher and they started making out. I was sick to my stomach. I got dressed and ran out of there.
ON FUCKING 50 CENT: What’s your story?50 cent and I have had our share of sexual encounters. We kick it every time he comes to L.A.. His cock is not as big as I assumed it would be. It was probably about 7 1/2 inches. But it's not a big disappointment because he can eat pussy like no other.
Wait there's more here is an abridged version of her cum donor list from her up coming memoir. Is she she classy?
List of rappers cocks and sexual prowess:
Will Smith - long
Russel Simmons - small
Ja Rule - Long and full of energy
Jay-Z - Real thick and juicy but you cant stand looking at him when he’s on top
Puff Daddy - medium
Nelly - medium
Snoop Dogg - too long
Da Brat - can eat a pussy.
Timbaland - long and fat but can't fuck and comes to quick
Master P - nice and long and can fuck
Missy Elliott - pussyy has a bad odor
50 Cent - medium/long
Busta Rhymes - Big and long bit cant fuck. Just because you are left sore he thinks he did something.
Kanye West - Big but he cant fuck
LL Cool J - Nice and fat
Ludacris - Just perfect. Long and fat
DMX - Long and can fuck forever
Wyclef - Long but his breath stinks
this was from another blog.
8/1/07
im a bit over her .. and that song but she still is my kinda gurl.. i need that accesory ..instead of my iphone. a bottle oj jack at all times.. i might copy her style.. and well she already made a song of one of my overused expressions . FUCK ME PUMPSThe Douche Bag has an official name
I'm so excited right now.
As a collective group, we have coined the uber guido hair don't as "The douche bag." I've thrown the term around outside our circle and got reactions similar to "baby tongue," or "farting on tits." So speaking with my friend Paul, who did a photo story following a group of Staten Island boys over the course of their high school experience, I learned that the hair cut is called
The Tape up!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tape+up
Also known as a taper. A type of haircut originally attributed to young urban black men and then popularized by 5th generation 16-26 year old Italian-Americans living in the New York/New Jersey suburbs. It is like a fade that stops right above the ear and about 2-3 inches above the neckline, allowing the hair on the rest of the head to be longer. If taken to the next level, by meticulously putting 3 pounds of gel onto the scalp and twisting locks of hair into "spikes," it becomes a blow out. Accessories required to complete the "neo-guido" look: Black Armani Exchange/FCUK sleeveless shirt, Diesel Jeans, Armani Exchange belt, tasteless "jewel" encrusted necklace and/or watch, white Nike Air Force Ones, orange tan in the middle of December, waxed eyebrows, fake Brooklyn accent, IQ less than 90, Nextel permanently flipped open and implanted into the right hand, entry level luxury car or "hooked-up" ricer with italian flag reflector above the rear fender, Growing up Gotti Season One DVD. Italian heritage not necessary.
Tape up #1: Yo son im goin to da club with John Gotti tonite, nigga.
Tape up #2: Yo getdafuckouttahea nigga, you gotta show up to traffic court tonite for doin' 75 in a 20 in the G35 your mafioso father bought you.
Tape up #1: It's arite man my uncle Vincenzo is the prosecuta, ima be good son!
Tape up #2: Word, son! Hit up that nigga Gotti!
Tape up #1: Yo I was lyin son, I dont know him. I just wanted you to think I was da shit. I gotta stay home tonite anyway. Grandma made lasagna.
Tape up #2:..............yo your a pussy, kid.
Tape up #1: I know.....son.
Now there's more, when the douche bag get's that sick sonic the hedgehog gel japanimation spike, it morphs into a new category
The BLOW OUT
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=blow+out
The most ridiculous looking haircut to ever be sported by white people. It's an extra long tape up that is gelled into spikes, making the hair look like an extra greasy afro. A required hairstyle to grind with the true sluts in ANY Long Island club. The most famous, and arguably the original, blow outs are worn by Carmine and John Gotti Agnello, stars of A&E's "Growing Up Gotti." For accessories to complete the look, see tape up.
Blow out: Yo i spent 45 minutes gellin my fuckin heaa bitch you betta suck my salsicc'
True Slut: Ok but yo betta take me to the tanning salon when were done cuz im stahtin to turn white again.
Blow out: Arite whateva the fuck you say you fuckin cunt slut.
True Slut: Hee hee hee, Vinnie you ah so funny.
Blow out: Dats right bitch, I know John Gotti now get in my G35 and suck my dick.
Now my heart is full.
As a collective group, we have coined the uber guido hair don't as "The douche bag." I've thrown the term around outside our circle and got reactions similar to "baby tongue," or "farting on tits." So speaking with my friend Paul, who did a photo story following a group of Staten Island boys over the course of their high school experience, I learned that the hair cut is called
The Tape up!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tape+up
Also known as a taper. A type of haircut originally attributed to young urban black men and then popularized by 5th generation 16-26 year old Italian-Americans living in the New York/New Jersey suburbs. It is like a fade that stops right above the ear and about 2-3 inches above the neckline, allowing the hair on the rest of the head to be longer. If taken to the next level, by meticulously putting 3 pounds of gel onto the scalp and twisting locks of hair into "spikes," it becomes a blow out. Accessories required to complete the "neo-guido" look: Black Armani Exchange/FCUK sleeveless shirt, Diesel Jeans, Armani Exchange belt, tasteless "jewel" encrusted necklace and/or watch, white Nike Air Force Ones, orange tan in the middle of December, waxed eyebrows, fake Brooklyn accent, IQ less than 90, Nextel permanently flipped open and implanted into the right hand, entry level luxury car or "hooked-up" ricer with italian flag reflector above the rear fender, Growing up Gotti Season One DVD. Italian heritage not necessary.
Tape up #1: Yo son im goin to da club with John Gotti tonite, nigga.
Tape up #2: Yo getdafuckouttahea nigga, you gotta show up to traffic court tonite for doin' 75 in a 20 in the G35 your mafioso father bought you.
Tape up #1: It's arite man my uncle Vincenzo is the prosecuta, ima be good son!
Tape up #2: Word, son! Hit up that nigga Gotti!
Tape up #1: Yo I was lyin son, I dont know him. I just wanted you to think I was da shit. I gotta stay home tonite anyway. Grandma made lasagna.
Tape up #2:..............yo your a pussy, kid.
Tape up #1: I know.....son.
Now there's more, when the douche bag get's that sick sonic the hedgehog gel japanimation spike, it morphs into a new category
The BLOW OUT
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=blow+out
The most ridiculous looking haircut to ever be sported by white people. It's an extra long tape up that is gelled into spikes, making the hair look like an extra greasy afro. A required hairstyle to grind with the true sluts in ANY Long Island club. The most famous, and arguably the original, blow outs are worn by Carmine and John Gotti Agnello, stars of A&E's "Growing Up Gotti." For accessories to complete the look, see tape up.
Blow out: Yo i spent 45 minutes gellin my fuckin heaa bitch you betta suck my salsicc'
True Slut: Ok but yo betta take me to the tanning salon when were done cuz im stahtin to turn white again.
Blow out: Arite whateva the fuck you say you fuckin cunt slut.
True Slut: Hee hee hee, Vinnie you ah so funny.
Blow out: Dats right bitch, I know John Gotti now get in my G35 and suck my dick.
Now my heart is full.
Ba weep granna weep ninny bom!
What do you get the 30 year old birthday boy that has everything? I prefer a grey leather man bag & dinner at the casino myself but check out that birthday cake & check out the smile. Someone's getting FOT tonight!
Arnold's special message
This just get's funnier with each viewing, then annoying, then funny again... endlessly
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