1/30/08

1/29/08

You know, without the dot com.

Lesch Nyhan, FOT high-brow post of the year?

ANNALS OF MEDICINE New Yorker article about Lesch-Nyhan syndrome, a rare disease which causes people to mutilate themselves. Writer describes a case from 1962, in which a four-and-a-half-year-old boy named Matthew was brought to Johns Hopkins Hospital. Matthew was spastic, and as an infant, had been diagnosed as having cerebral palsy and developmental retardation. His older brother was also spastic and retarded. Matthew was wearing mittens, even though it was a warm day. William L. Nyhan, a pediatrician and research scientist, along with a medical student named Michael Lesch, discovered that Matthew had bitten off parts of his fingers, and parts of his lips. They met with his older brother, who had bitten his fingers even more severely, and had chewed off his lower lip. Two years after meeting Matthew, Nyhan and Lesch published the first paper describing the disease, which came to be called Lesch-Nyhan syndrome. Boys with the disease were, and are, frequently misdiagnosed as having cerebral palsy. (Girls virtually never get it.) In 1971, Nyhan coined the term “behavioral phenotype” to describe diseases like Lesch-Nyhan, in which someone displays a pattern of characteristic actions that can be linked to genetic code. Describes the progression of a person with Lesch-Nyhan. He will scream in terror and pain during bouts of self-mutilation. In the past, many Lesch-Nyhan patients died in childhood or their teens, from kidney failure. Nowadays, they may live into their thirties and forties.

The full article is at the link above.





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My cat's been diddlin' the chickens

This is Ocki:







These are his offspring:

EIGHT DOLLARS????????

Lakai Fully Flared Intro

Spike, sometimes you make me weep.

You suck at Photoshop 2, 3 & 4





1/28/08

No Skinny Men Were Harmed In The Making Of This Film...

Rockit.



I was in the mood to Rockit late night. Herbie Hancock is a better Herbie than Herbie the Love Bug.

1/25/08

The Library

Married To The Sea
marriedtothesea.com

How To Fart In French

Jesus Christ, The Musical...


i still think about "Silence of the Lambs: The Musical" as posted by TD...
sheesh, that was like Post #6...

i'm a dirty homo...

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i kinda wanna see "meet the spartans" for the the hairy butts and crotches in leather speedos factor... it's like watching "jackass" which is totally gay porn for the masses by semi-straight men...

INTERNET

World's Smallest Dog!


click the above link for the story on this "too cute for words" picture...

I'm BI at Alexanders...


ok i promise i'll totally stop with the television commercials of the 70's... but seriously... this commercial played every five seconds for about 12 christmases in a row when i was a kid... to the point that i thought everyplace in the world had a "Tiffany's" and a "Bloomingdales"...

1/23/08

Work up some good suds there.

I never heard of this brilliant series before RC FOTed it. Another gem.

1/21/08

Love the lovely ladies of the webcam.

The key scene is around the one minute mark.

I touch myself

1/18/08

5 Seconds of Glory

There's 8 total videos to feast upon so don't forget to check em all out...

LOST IN TRANSLATION



Awesome products on Lady Bunny Blog. Go go go!

Solution to Rock Band drums on expert


Solution to drums on expert, originally uploaded by lazzarello.

1/16/08

What's the Deal with Nunchucks?

For those who partied this past weekend...


click the above link to see the polaroid fiesta from Stacie's 35th birthday!!!

Did You Know?


Did you know ED WOOD (the famously bad, cross dressing film director) also paid the bills righting pulpy sex and horror stories for some ultra-risque magazines in the 60's and 70's...
click the above link for an NC-17, eye opening peek at some sorrid covers, and sinful snapshots...

The Cruise Indoctrination Video Scientology Tried To Suppress

This is the stuff South Park is made of...

1/15/08

The future folds>> a wrinkle in time..

tattoos and a comic


Richard SImmons SHADE CONTROL I mean Steam control

SHADe CONTROL!!Do you think he is a chubby chaser?? Is he another STRAY?? str8+gay?? Do you think he has sex??

IMagine U chillin and u get a dude pissin on ya

Speaking of KISSING...



Ricky Hatton & Floyd Mayweather. Bitter Enemies? or Torrid Lovers... you decide...

Prelude Cello Suite no. 1 - Bach

Lee's 30th Birthday Party

ONE NIGHT ONLY!!!

====> SATURDAY 1/19 @ FORT AMOUROSLY <====

:: EXPERIMENTAL EXPERIENCE ----> brooklyn!
:::: Group Orgy!!
:::::: Conceptual Concept --> x ASC
:::::::: Lee Azzarello's 30th Birthday - all night Rock Band!!!!!!!
:: Open Mic - before, between, & afterwards

[ FORT AMOUROSLY ]
338 Berry St btwn S4th & S5th | Williamsburg, Brooklyn
L to Bedford, JM to Marcy, G to Metropolitan | 8pm | $5 - free booze
while it lasts and BYOB | OVER 21
Call for entry 646-367-0732

FYI - This is my 30th birthday party - we'll be playing the video game
Rock Band all night. If you haven't heard of it you've probably heard
of Guitar Hero, it's like that but better. All donations go towards
paying for the game.


30th birthday party

1/14/08

While we're nostalgicating





Somehow, this bit of pop culture passed me by. I missed out! Too busy listening to Front 242 and trying to make my Mom's old flannel shirts look worn out enough for me to wear them. Damn.

THEY WERE SO RIGHT ON! RIGHT SAID FRED

They were so future!!.. are they gay or str8? or so future that they are STRAYS? Straight and gay....and lost somewhere in between like everyone who is trendy and contemporary seems to be...i was made a lot of fun for loving them and i do and still do. my favorite is this one..a love for all season but the version on the album was betterALL TIME BEST! ENJOY!

MADAM, REALLY!!!!


a gem from my kid-hood...

Star Wars Kid Goes To College


Star Wars Kid Goes To College - Watch more free videos

New Level of Geekery.

How I learned about Girls

1/13/08

Depeche Mode???


i'm biting off fancypants pretty hard, but i hope the value of this clip makes up for it...

Speaking Of Fags...

John Wayne Was A Fag



I'm totally inspired by this thread of posts.

Liquid Sky


killer alien lesbians from outer space! (in the early 80's)
i saw this on VHS in like 5th grade and it kinda fucked me up a little...

2019: After the Fall of New York (1983)


if it's not on the top of your queue... it should be...!

American Hippie in Israel

introducing perfect martini glass tits...

Tim and Eric Awesome Show Freakout Post. A Million Videos




















Never seen this before RC posted their brilliant work

1/12/08

even midgets like camels

looking for things to do tonight?

1/11/08

G.L.O.W >>DO u think this will return??

remember saturdays ..how fun it was..eating honey gram cereal and watching these amazing women..didnt this give sly stallones mom validity??and american gladitors are back.. is this next??

FOR CR >>>TD & I wanted to perform this

but they do a much better job.. enjoy!!

Best Performance EVER!

Eat it.

They Call Me "Lady Bump"...

i think i'd have to do about 15 "Bumps" before i started dancing like that...
i wonder what kind of bumps SHE'S talking about...
worth watching for the outfits and dancing alone, not to mention her fire-crotch afro...

FOT Theme Song?

This song isn't perfect but it's got the right elements, you know? Squeakers and sloppy ones, a chick confessing.

Turd Night - http://virginalmusic.com/media/laff/02-Turd%20Night!.mp3

For people who love food, that looks like people


Click the above link for some tasty faces...!!!

Children's Programming.

I'm with your children when you're in the kitchen.

1/9/08

Introducing The Offical F.O.T. Mascot!


He's Filthy,
He's Feline,
He's FRENCH!!!
can we please start a contest where we try to name him?

Ernie + Bert = Opeth

Metal. It comes from Sesame Street.

Wii + Little Girls = HARRR!!

The Wire (with laugh track)

The NeverEnding Story?

Benny Lava

Oh man, when I get stoned, I totally do this with bollywood music videos...working out the lyrics, my floor exercises. This is pretty professional though.


1/7/08

Merry Christmas today!

Holy fucking shit, I'm on fire, someone stop me...
I just found out Russian Orthodox people celebrate Christmas on January 7th (really)...
That means I didn't miss my opportunity to post this...

Don't we have more to post from these guys? I don't have cable, you know.

Some idiot banged my car.

Partywithastar.com

Click this link, it's important.


Indian Rollerskating Boy

talking to your kids about sex... before someone else does!!!


as reccomended by FOT fan, "_ranith"

1/5/08

Don't forget this great moment in John Kricfalusi History...

900 BABY!!!

it's official...
this is the 900th Post on FOT...
and to think it all started with one harmless hot tub shit-fart...

i think we need to start planning the FOT AWARDS PARTY...
i'm totally so in charge of tee shirts...

Male Monkeys PAY for SEX


click the above link to find about about this secret simian world of Primate Pimps and Orangutan Hos...

ismellperfect.com


how to combat MALE GENTIAL ODOR...

Surf's Up, Spicoli

Cold days like this I miss Venice Beach more than ever.

1/1/08

Love you, Laika!



Y'all can have all your damn instruments. I'm sticking with electronic music. I'm going with the sounds of the FUTURE.

Oh, and miss you, little Laika! Can't get this song out of my head today.