Everyone Has AIDS!!!!

i love that it's called "LEASE"... and the TKTS booth is SPOT on target!!!!!

"The Pope has got AIDS and so do you!
Come On Everybody we got Quiltin' to do!!!"

MILK GONE WILD

Cameltoe - IN FOR SPRING

It lifts & separates. Scouting will be so much easier now & it doubles as a cellphone holder.

via giz

SO-RE-SO-SCA robot

That is "so real so scary" robot. Maybe you've see the first video, they have made upgrades in the firmware as seen in the second video.



Kick that robot again asshole & I'm coming after you.

I've Got a Kidney Shaped Pool, With a Stone In It!!!

Tracy Morgan / "BLACKASS"

Pregnant man.... or is it?

Man's pregnancy claim sparks media firestorm

The Official Plummer of FOT...

Emos vs. Punx, but we can all hate them Hare Krishnas

Check out http://www.boingboing.net/2008/03/27/antiemo-pogroms-spre.html for the full story.

YOUR LINE RIDE RECORD...

...has been destroyed. forever.

And finally...

Usted Es DELICIOSO, Jefe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PIZZA EL HUTT!!!!!!!
it's so much fucking better in spanish...
as if this scene NEEDS improving...

my new cell phone charger

now if i can only get it to play SLAYER instead...

i'm getting off, on JARVIS...

don't mess with no hard-core chicago tranny on the BROWN line... she's about to fuck shit up with some mace and a jimmy choo slide...

as reccomended by FOT fan _esse _ee

Fatal Bazooka

Injured. Injured Bad.

From FOT friend Green Spleen.

speaking of wigs...

i'm obsessed with Hart to Hart... a must have on DVD

DOG IN A WIG!!!!

BUMPER DUMPER

http://bumperdumper.com/
i dunno about you but i always have to dump after a bump...
but i usually call that "snort and abort"

Homer will eat your children.

Oh South Park,

Youz so cruh-razehy!

bowling bags seem to have made a come back

and you can rent yours here

http://www.bagborroworsteal.com/ui/welcome?adTrackId=9585&sourceCode=9585

Cassady you're a genius

Courtesy of L&R

Because I know you love Van Damme

Click the pic for some old school animated .gif fun!

Slip and Slide

Witty Banter

The part about Obama is classic. DMX for speaker of the hizouse!

i STILL miss GG ALLIN

God, i Miss GG ALLIN!!!!

i need more GG in my life... i truly miss him... :(

God, i miss Ken Russell...

FUCK YEAH!

DUDE, FUCK YEAH WE WON! WE TOTALLY FUCKING KILLED THE MONSTER! THE BLOCK IS SAFE AGAIN!

drop.io: simple private sharing

Spy Hunter homage

Is this FOT material? Something to ponder. I used to ride my bike to Walmart to play this videogame every weekend... and to shoplift.

Dragon somethings

Stuck at work on a Friday night, thinking about Dragons.



You should probably have a sword when there are dragons.

Vote Hillary

The Official FOT Awards Tee Shirt...

i am so freaking jellous... i am DYING to wear that to Six Flags this summer...
PS... SIX FLAGS!!!!!!

Hello there Robin

"A Video Movie Could Improve Your Life"

Nine Inch Trek

MITCH BETTA HAVE MY BUNNY!

Poppers. Al. Ramrod. Proof that drugs make you hot.

I just saw this lovely documentary. Been wanting to ever since the preview got posted.

Proof that drugs make you stupid...

Crack Cocaine

Interview

indra's net

AFX Generates The Dope.

Don't forget to click on him when you're in there. Wait for it... it's coming.

crop circles / sacred geometry / genius

my recent head trip is preventing me from searching out the funnies.

it might cut into my time trying to figure out the mysteries of the universe.

METAL PUPPY

The Longest Ear Hair EVER

RunDatShit

EBONICS AIRWAYS

Hey Mr. Governor

Here is the poppiest pop song ever about Eliot Spitzer.

"Hey Mr. Governor (The Emperor Got Caught with No Clothes)"

Http://www.myspace.com/BenjaminScheuer

He's a friend of a friend. This guy works REALLY FAST. Damn topical! The news broke like what, 12 hours ago? I'm impressed.

How to recoup.

Another gift from Wilt Thong.

is this allowed on FOT?

fail dogs

http://faildogs.com





bad dog

INTERMISSION!

David Sedaris delivers a pizza

These Are The Unlucky Ones...

Your TESTICLES and YOU...

Jackie Moon + Old Spice = teh awesome

ps: movie was good too.

The WORST music video of ALL TIME...

seriously, does it get worse than this?
i secretly love it... and i think it might give CR a run for his money as far as "number of polaroids used in a single music video shoot..."

Big Bottom... How Could I Leave You Behind???

THE LOOSER THE WAISTBAND... THE DEEPER THE QUICKSAND!!!!

Click the above link to find out more about this crazy BIG BOTTOM craze...?

Bottle Rocket Bunghole...

this looks like it REALLY hurts...

Horatio's Incredibatio.

OK! Last one of the day for me. Had to be done.

Ever See A shirt Make A Phone Call...???

Reminiscient of the Shining...

Flattery

I'll Cee your Teenage Enema Nurses In Bondage...

And raise you one CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS IN TROUBLE!!!!!

Catholic High School Girls In Trouble - The funniest videos are a click away
the "show me you're nuts" scene will live inside my heart FOREVER!

Teenage Enema Nurses In Bondage

I'm in the mood for Killer Pussy. Feeling New Wave Tonight. Song's been stuck in my head since I had that bondage enema at our corner bodega.

Running Poo

From FOT reader Wilt Thong.